Tokyo sexwale

[MattBackHome]

Deserves his own thread...

Just saying...

 

[Buzzer]

It is a great name. It's the kind of name I'd have if I were a Japanese porn star. Or maybe 'The Kyoto Love Muscle'.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

It is the finest name in history. Tokyo Sexwale.

I can't take that man seriously with a name like that.

 

[Buzzer]

Knowing my luck though, some well-meaning Nip porn producer will conjure up a portmanteau from a Sussex town, an animal and a sexual act and come up with Sompting GerbilWank.

 

[Buzzer]

On second thought I quite like the sound of "The Ditchling Beacon".


...definitely not Toad Hole Valley though.

 

[KZNSeagull]

According to Wiki: In 2001, Tokyo Sexwale edged out Roseztia McConeyhead to win the Name of the Year award.

Shame it isn't pronounced SexWhale, but we will overlook that.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Shame it isn't pronounced SexWhale, but we will overlook that.

That's the way I pronounce it, and I won't let a little thing like his own personal preferences spoil it for me.

 

[Gazwag]

On second thought I quite like the sound of "The Ditchling Beacon".


...definitely not Toad Hole Valley though.

Lower Dicker or Upper Dicker

 

[Paddy B]

Knowing my luck though, some well-meaning Nip porn producer will conjure up a portmanteau from a Sussex town, an animal and a sexual act and come up with Sompting GerbilWank.

Funniest thing I have read all day. Damn you for stopping me from working

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My South African colleague made several attempts to convince us today it's pronounced "Sexwaali", but where's the comedy in that?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Knowing my luck though, some well-meaning Nip porn producer will conjure up a portmanteau from a Sussex town, an animal and a sexual act and come up with Sompting GerbilWank.

If you ever need to change your NSC username, I think you have it right there.

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

What is a Tokyo Sex Whale!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not quite as good a name as his brother Bangkok.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Have you seen how those whales are hung?

Dudes got a lot to live up to - I wouldn't want that pressure.

 

[Martinf]

Lower Dicker or Upper Dicker

Depends what you're offering.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Have you seen how those whales are hung?

Dudes got a lot to live up to - I wouldn't want that pressure.

Might be looking for a Pratts Bottom, depending on his preferances.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

With PCP the worlds your oyster.....

 

[Art Vs Science]

Is this not a good time to post the Spitting Image video of I've never met a nice South African?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

^^^
Ouch!