tiresome

[jewell]

Hello chaps, Wigan fan here, you know Division 1 somewhere you are unlikely to be for a long time.
How are things in the gay capital of England. Full of cock jockeys and shirt lifters I understand.
It really is becoming a bit tiresome hearing you whingeing about money and lack of ground all the tine.
Let's hope Johnny P sticks it right up you.
And if you closed down tomorrow, who would miss you?
There's more whining than a Ford Escort's clutch.

 

[Simster]

Never mind that. Who do you fancy in the biscuit semi?

 

[magoo]

I love you

 

[CHAPPERS]

Will you be my boyfriend, jewell? You sound lovely.

 

[Marshy]

see you next season Jewell.

 

[lost in london]

LOVE YOU BIG BOY!

 

[Soton Seagull]

 

[Trigger]

jewell... You've given me a f***ing HARD ON.

 

[Giant Seagull]

oh stop it , my sides.....:safeway2:

 

[bhaexpress]

He does seem like the type to bend over backwards for people. Clearly he takes after Wigan (only) famous son, Limahl, late of Kagagoogoo.

Bent as a nine bob note.

Still, there's not a whole lot to do in a dead end town like Wigan. I should know, I used to live there.

 

[Marshy]

And get back to the egg chasing...

 

[Pavilionaire]

How's your stadium - still more echo than an Alpine glacier?

 

[Faldo]

You're just a small town in...... hang on..... where the f*** is Wigan??

 

[Icy Gull]

Wigan's most famous star was George Formby between 1936 and 1945, are you related?

 

[Easy 10]

Hello chaps, Wigan fan here, you know Division 1 somewhere you are unlikely to be for a long time.
How are things in the gay capital of England. Full of cock jockeys and shirt lifters I understand.
It really is becoming a bit tiresome hearing you whingeing about money and lack of ground all the tine.
Let's hope Johnny P sticks it right up you.
And if you closed down tomorrow, who would miss you?
There's more whining than a Ford Escort's clutch.

Well hello there jewell.
Lets see now. Wigan Athletic are currently enjoying their first ever season outside of the bottom two divisions in their ENTIRE HISTORY, and so it seems one of you knuckle-scrapers has such an empty and meaningless life that you see fit to go to the trouble of getting an NSC sign-on to come on here and "lord it" over the fans of a football club who barely know where Wigan is, much less give a flying f*** about the football team there.

Listen sunshine, I know you must be very excited about finally escaping the basement of the Football League, but we've been here a lot longer than you, have experienced more top flight football than you, and if you throw in an FA Cup Final as well you can see that we have more history and tradition as a Football Club than Wigan is ever likely to achieve in the next hundred years. Now run along back to your three-quarters empty rugby stadium, and rattle around in there with the other half-dozen or so Wigan Athletic die-hards, you sad f***.

Jesus, some people eh.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

wanker

 

[Albion Rob]

Who the f*** is this Jewell bloke and why on earth has a rugby league fan come on here to abuse us?

This doesn't add up.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I sence a dwayne

 

[fatbadger]

Coming from somebody whose team's ground has even less atmosphere than Withdean, this is just a little bit silly.

This, remember, is a team who only occasionally get more than 1 or 2000 more for their home matches in Div1 in their huge home than we do in Div2 at our restricted-attendance home.

So who will be missed the most should Wigan and ourselves go out of business? Er...not us.