Timmy Mallet

[Mendoza]

The Malletmeister General Returns to our telebox, a legend from the 80's and 90's trys to make a dramactic comeback but is he Winner or Wanker, going by your childhood memories?

 

[Nibble]

Mallets mallet is a word association game you mustn't pause you mustn't hesitate if you do you get a bash on the head like this or like this, look at everyone at home and go Bleeurgh, look at each other and go Bleurgh.

Twathead.

 

[Easy 10]

He's an annoying little tosspot with a paedo mouth, but I like watching people getting pissed off with him so I'm GLAD he's in the show.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Utter tosspot, but then BIGGINS and PASQUALE won the thing, so get your cash on him quick...

 

[strings]

He was amazing. I even went to see one of his live shows when I was little. I had the pleasure of being hit on the head by Mallet's Mallet.

... and who could ever forget Pinky Punkey.

 

[Hiney]

Hiney you look like him.

In view of this, I am going to throw my (considerable) weight behind Mallet

 

[Mendoza]

A LEGEND from my childhood, and was great to see them film from the pool on Brighton beach back in the day...

WACKADAY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Simster]

He was always a total COCK.

I DID have a chuckle at the two new "celebrities". Timmy Mallet and some bloke from a vaguely sucessful 1980s pop duo called "Dollar".

It must be right old larf trying to recruit for that show. They must sit round deciding which desperate has-been you might never have heard of (or have completely forgotton) would eat cockroaches for £500 plus expenses.

 

[footychick]

He was at a local nightclub a few weeks ago. Missed it though.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

He makes me want to brain vomit.

 

[Seagullible]

Lives near here, or at least used to and was an rude foul mouthed git but admit to loving wackaday

 

[Badger]

I DID have a chuckle at the two new "celebrities". Timmy Mallet and some bloke from a vaguely sucessful 1980s pop duo called "Dollar".

The bloke from Dollar is more famous for selling burgers near Churchill Square!

I was never a big fan of Timmy Mallet but I do have a signed postcard and a picture of me with him....

....when I was 19......

......I was pissed and he came to a University night......

 

[Simster]

They are similar but I think you'll find Hiney is more annoying.

 

[Pavilionaire]

He's an annoying little tosspot with a paedo mouth, but I like watching people getting pissed off with him so I'm GLAD he's in the show.

Spot on. What can be more annoying to someone like, the Dollar Van Day guy, who's spent the last 30-odd years in the pop world but has singularly failed to have a No.1 hit getting wound up by Timmy Mallett who HAS had a No.1 hit?!...

All they need to do is drop Jonathan King in there and him and Mallett can reminisce about the good old days.

 

[jcdenton08]

In the words of Tommy Boyd;

"The most odeous, unpleasant man I've had the misfortune to work with"

 

[Perry Milkins]

Which one Mallet or van Day.

I was told that Van Day is an old Knoll pupil.

 

[Slough Seagull]

Lives near here, or at least used to and was an rude foul mouthed git but admit to loving wackaday

Assume he still does as goes to watch Maidenhead United quite often.