Tim Lovejoy - from a press release

[Wozza]

"Since his early days on the terraces as a young lad watching his beloved Chelsea, to producing and presenting the most famous Saturday morning football show in the world (probably), Tim Lovejoy is football! Connected to the football community on many levels, be it personal friendships with players, his work with the FA, or daily tweets to his 130,000 followers on Twitter, Tim’s passion for the game is unprecedented."

 

[Bobby's Gull]

"Tim Lovejoy is football!" More like "Tim Lovejoy is a Twat".

 

[crodonilson]

What do you disagree with?

 

[Wozza]

What do you disagree with?

You. (Well, your 'comedy' character on here)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What an utter, utter, UTTER f***ing CUNT, that man is.

[And is it not well established that he jumped on the Chelski band-wagon when the good times arrived? The glory-hunter twat.]

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Unprecedented! Wow. He sounds great.

 

[Stat Brother]

I thought Tim was Pasta.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

 

[Brian Fantana]

As great as Soccer AM was in the early days, and it was, I always got the impression that most of the writing came from Fenners etc.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Didn't he watch Watford rather than Chelsea ''on the terraces as a young lad'' Someone who I could never tire of punching in the face.

130,000 people give a shit though. Crodo is one. Who are the other 129,999?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I don't have any feelings for Tim Lovejoy one way or the other - he's a total non-entity in my mind BUT how the HELL has he managed to get 130,000 morons to sign up to his twitter updates

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I don't have any feelings for Tim Lovejoy one way or the other - he's a total non-entity in my mind BUT how the HELL has he managed to get 130,000 morons to sign up to his twitter updates

He IS football though. Presumably EVERYONE into FOOTBALL, gets automatically added to Lovejoy.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Posted on here before but it's always worth reading Mr Footballs views on the beautiful game. Available in all good book stores.

"Why does travelling up to Middlesbrough or Sunderland or Blackburn mean you know more than me? Does it really mean that just because you go to away matches in far-away towns you are a bigger and, therefore, better football fan than me? Of course it doesn't. Now, whenever I'm challenged on the subject I tell people that I go away all the time but only if it's to Rome, Monaco, Barcelona or somewhere else equally glamourous in the Champions League."

"I was at the opening of an Adidas store on Oxford Street, London and it was like a Who's Who of Adidas stars. But you couldn't get anywhere near David Beckham. He was the main event. But his manager Terry Byrne came over to me and said that David would like to meet me."

"I loved my hair. I used every lotion and potion to keep it in tip-top condition: gel, mousse, hairspray, anything that kept it looking just right. I used to have the blondest highlights I could get. But in those days it wasn't as easy as now. They hadn't invented foil highlights. I had to sit with a swimming cap on my head which had holes in it, and the girl from the salon had a long knitting-needle style thing, which she used to dig into your scalp and pull out through the hole. But the pain was worth it to look good."

 

[The Large One]

Tim Lovejoy is A football. Shocking typo by his press agent.

Have to re-cycle this one every time there's a Tim Lovecock thread... When Saturday Comes - The Half Decent Football Magazine - No love, no joy

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posted on here before but it's always worth reading Mr Footballs views on the beautiful game. Available in all good book stores.

"Why does travelling up to Middlesbrough or Sunderland or Blackburn mean you know more than me? Does it really mean that just because you go to away matches in far-away towns you are a bigger and, therefore, better football fan than me? Of course it doesn't. Now, whenever I'm challenged on the subject I tell people that I go away all the time but only if it's to Rome, Monaco, Barcelona or somewhere else equally glamourous in the Champions League."

"I was at the opening of an Adidas store on Oxford Street, London and it was like a Who's Who of Adidas stars. But you couldn't get anywhere near David Beckham. He was the main event. But his manager Terry Byrne came over to me and said that David would like to meet me."

"I loved my hair. I used every lotion and potion to keep it in tip-top condition: gel, mousse, hairspray, anything that kept it looking just right. I used to have the blondest highlights I could get. But in those days it wasn't as easy as now. They hadn't invented foil highlights. I had to sit with a swimming cap on my head which had holes in it, and the girl from the salon had a long knitting-needle style thing, which she used to dig into your scalp and pull out through the hole. But the pain was worth it to look good."

Sorry, I retract my earlier comment. He's clearly, in no way, shape or form, an utter CUNT...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I don't have any feelings for Tim Lovejoy one way or the other - he's a total non-entity in my mind BUT how the HELL has he managed to get 130,000 morons to sign up to his twitter updates

Quite. That is remarkable.

 

[severnside gull]

What do you disagree with?

the bit that starts with the word "since" and ends in the word "unprecedented" is pretty vomit-inducing.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

From Wiki-
Tim is a keen supporter of Chelsea F.C though was originally a Watford FC fan.
Can somebody help me? I don't understand this.... Do people switch teams?

 

[Iggle Piggle]

From Wiki-
Tim is a keen supporter of Chelsea F.C though was originally a Watford FC fan.
Can somebody help me? I don't understand this.... Do people switch teams?

I think Tim himself had something to say on the subject (taken from the comments on WSC)

I was once dragged onto Soccer AM by some mates. We were 'fans of the week', and apparently we were only going on to wind Lovejoy up.
In the bar after the show, one of our group approached Lovejoy and asked him at what point he had switched allegiance from Watford (who he apparently used to support) to Chelsea.

His reply, and I quote, was delightful: "Shut the f**k up, you c**t."

As arrogant and self-delusional a man as I've ever met in my life.

 

[Icy Gull]

From Wiki-
Tim is a keen supporter of Chelsea F.C though was originally a Watford FC fan.
Can somebody help me? I don't understand this.... Do people switch teams?

Now if he'd gone the other way I think I may have more time for him...