This is the bookies favourite for Xmas No.1

[Ernest]

As usual a CHARITY record is favourite to be Christmas No.1 but this time is the MOST worthiest cause of all, buy this single and we can SACK THE BOARD.

LAPDOG by 'MR LAS VEGAS' ERNEST PRESLEY

You aint nothin but a lap dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a lap dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Brilliant


Another MASSIVE protest...a Christmas Number 1.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

boing

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Will it be available on Napster or iTunes?

 

[Ernest]

You can shove Attilas pathetic songs right up your shitter

 

[Beach Hut]

So are you going tonight - Ernest ?

 

[seven stands]

not very long is it

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i had a dream about Ernest, i saw him in tesco and he told me about the time he became Brighton manager and almost saved Brighton from relegation, but we were unluckily defeated by Chelsea on the last game of the season and relegated.

 

[Ernest]

i had a dream about Ernest,

You sound like that filthy pervert Beach Hut

 

[Zesh Rehman]

You sound like that filthy pervert Beach Hut

no it wasnt a dodgy dream, but i actually dreamt i met someone called Ernest and that happened. Worrying i know.

 

[Juan Albion]

It's either a song about zombies with mohicans or Ernest has forgotten an apostrophe.

Of course, that wouldn't be the only thing he's short of.