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This Billy Crystal Quote:
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Man of Harveys
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Are you offering?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Bill Hicks:
" I need the love of one incredible lady..or a whole bunch of average ones"
" I need the love of one incredible lady..or a whole bunch of average ones"
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Talking of a bunch of birds, I got offered a threesome once and I turned it down because I'm married.
Yes I know. What a f***ing idiot.
Should have asked your missus along to video it. You have to do things together in a marriage you know.
You`ll regret that later in life.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
f***ing idiot indeed.
Who the hell would want a threesome with YOU ?
Who the hell would want a threesome with YOU ?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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I think Mr Crystal is correct.
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As it happens, a moderately attractive bisexual Colombian women who had actually done time as cocaine mule, and her gay lover who I knew nothing about.f***ing idiot indeed.
Who the hell would want a threesome with YOU ?
That was the risk I'd have had to take if I hadn't been so caring towards my wife.
Fuckity bollocks. Even typing this out depresses me.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Was her gay lover a MAN though ?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
As it happens, a moderately attractive bisexual Colombian women who had actually done time as cocaine mule, and her gay lover who I knew nothing about.
That was the risk I'd have had to take if I hadn't been so caring towards my wife.
Fuckity bollocks. Even typing this out depresses me.
I am sure many married men stumble across a moderately attractive bisexual Colombian women who had actually done time as cocaine mule, and her gay lover and have been faced with the same dilemma.
Where was the wife? Out with the girls?
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Well she wasn't on a "business start up" course in Croydon 3.5 years ago, which is where I met said lady. But she actually offered this to me in the pub on a night out celebrating the last day of the course.
And I should make it clear that this threesome didn't actually happen. I'm just not enough of a STUDLEY.
NMH
Banned
It's okay, but better when the girls also like to touch each other. When they are embarrassed about each other while taking part, things can be pretty bloody dull and inhibited (even if they instigated the whole affair)
As it happens, a moderately attractive bisexual Colombian women who had actually done time as cocaine mule, and her gay lover who I knew nothing about.
That was the risk I'd have had to take if I hadn't been so caring towards my wife.
Fuckity bollocks. Even typing this out depresses me.
No thats ridiculous - I worry about a few wrinkles and bumps in front of my husband, so doing it in front of two others would be my idea of hell....that is of course assuming I am able to overlook the fact that I don't wish to have sex with anyone else except my husband....which I can't...