Things you will NEVER hear an ALBION fan say!

[BUTTERBALL]

Feel free to add your own:

"At last, it's great to see McPhee finally fulfilling his incredible potential"

"Mark McGhee has a lovely natural smile"

"Butters used his pace once again to beat the onrushing attacker"

"Jason Dodd is a fine advert for the older professional"

"Why on earth did we ever let Molango go in the first place"

"Has Dean White been to weightwatchers, he's so thin he looks ill"

"McCammon should not have been allowed to go. We miss his presence and skill up front"

"These pies are bloody gorgeous"

"Can't understand why we are having trouble getting strikers. Turienzo's signing shows we can attract quality international players"

"Bob Booker is so realistic, he could BE Freddie Mercury himself"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

We won a game

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Isn't it lovely sitting out in the open air, even though it is january and the sleet has started to come down"

 

[Parson Henry]

Palace are a team we should respect

 

[Parson Henry]

I got a slap from the Dirty Thirty

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I miss Bill Archer and Belotti. They created a decent atmosphere during matchdays.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We want 4

 

[Hiney]

Thanks for the tip Gareth - I'm off on holiday on the winnings

 

[MattewEdwards ShinPads]

Dont agree with the Dodd one!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

We could do with a fundraiser. Perhaps we could use Dwayne to give his mate Kylie a call. After all, Brighton fans being gay would snap up those tickets, Kylie being a gay icon.

 

[SE25]

We're gonna stay up!

 

[Beeneys gloves]

We want 4

That is the best so far!

Although it could quite easily be 3.....

 

[Early Doors]

That's McCammon's hat trick!

We understand and totally agree with Lewes DC's point of view

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That is the best so far!

Although it could quite easily be 3.....

or 2...

 

[Uncle Buck]

or 2...

Even one, by a Brighton player.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Oh how we could do with Mark Farrington.

Ann De Vecchi is an open, caring and honest person.

 

[Parson Henry]

We're gonna stay up!

SE25 is a quality poster who empathises with our plight and does not kick us whilst we are down.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I say, that McGhee is so animated on the touchline

 

[MattewEdwards ShinPads]

Leon Knight always played with gritt determination and a great attitude that opitomosed our fair club!

 

[Early Doors]

I really hope Palace don't get to the play-offs, only to be humiliated with a record defeat in the final.