Things you don't see at/in football these days

[jonny.rainbow]

1. Players in cycling shorts.

What happened to them?

Used to be all the rage.

Can't remember the last time I saw a player wearing them.

 

[John Boy]

2. Terraces

 

[Trufflehound]

3. Ukuleles. Kit Napier used to pluck a mean one. Possibly.

 

[crodonilson]

3. Those alphabetical scoreboards with the key in the programme, not the matchday magazine.

 

[Buzzer]

Ferenc Puskas

 

[Trufflehound]

Desert Orchid

 

[Bob!]

Wagon Wheel sellers walking round the running track

 

[Northstander]

Mark Mghee?

 

[Woodchip]

Chips

 

[Man of Harveys]

Marching bands. I LOVE marching bands.

 

[Zamora For England]

Goal scorers don't seem to celebrate like they used to anymore, probably because they fear the wrath of FIFA's crazy booking rules...

 

[Superphil]

Toilets with no roofs

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Desert Orchid

Although, when was the last time you saw a horse on a football pitch?

 

[Yoda]

Goal scorers don't seem to celebrate like they used to anymore, probably because they fear the wrath of FIFA's crazy booking rules...

Have you seen the on in Italy this season?

Only a player from the team conceeding a goal can pick the ball out of the net.

 

[tedebear]

Celery

(This bloody 60 second thing is doing my f-ing head in!)

 

[Buzzer]

Although, when was the last time you saw a horse on a football pitch?

 

[Bry Nylon]

FA Cup 3rd round, first week of January, snowy pitch, the waft of Bovril and pipe smoke and the magic that is the ....

Damn under soil heating and big plastic pitch covers

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

cars behind the goal at matches, like at the hole that was stamford bridge

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

1. Players in cycling shorts.

What happened to them?

Used to be all the rage.

Can't remember the last time I saw a player wearing them.

that fella webber who scored for sheffield utd the other week seemed to be wearing a cycling top.... even worse than the shorts IMO

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Very small shorts

Bearded players (except Olof Mellberg)

Kids standing on beer crates to watch

Injured players going off for treatment, or waiting uncomplainingly for a break in play for the physio to come on

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