Things you are guaranteed to hear at football no 3, 983

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

(When the home team have a slender advantage towards the end of the game, and the fourth official indicates the amount of time to be added to the usual 90 minutes)

Three minutes, ref? Where the bloody hell did he get three minutes from?

Regular as clockwork -- at least two old codgers in block D said it in unison this evening!

 

[7:18]

the chant of

"you don't know what you're doing"
"you don't know what you're doing"...

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

OFFSIDE!!! *linesman dont give offside* YOU f***ing WANKER LINO!

 

[butchy]

'The referees a wanker, the referees a wanker'

'WANKER! WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!...'

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

"im bored daddy, can we go home now"

 

[7:18]

"we want FALMER!"


Falmer for 2004!

 

[shaolinpunk]

Things I think I've heard at somepoint in every Brighton home game I've been to:

Bobby would have scored that

Sort it out Mcghee

Go on... go on! GO ON! *player misses* He's shit!

*ball crosses touchline* Our ball! *linesman flags for other team* f*** off lino