They don't help themselves, footballers, do they?

[bathseagull]

Jermaine Pennant? Jermaine Pennis, more like...

 

[pasty]

What a fuckwit

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hoping for an insurance job, perhaps? It is amazing that people still throw vast sums of money at these guys, when they very rarely (never?) perform to the peak of their true ability.

 

[Marc]

I left a £30 jacket in a pub for 7months once, cor does that make me a FOOTBALLERMAN?!

 

[Durlston]

I await the next excuse from a footballer after being caught shagging some horny slut in a brothel of "I'd forgotten I had a supermodel girlfriend".

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I await the next excuse from a footballer after being caught shagging some horny slut in a brothel of "I'd forgotten I had a supermodel girlfriend".

Or a sex scandal and he had forgotten the meaning of 'no'. Afterall, I am sure they are protected from that word through much of their careers.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Yeah did that with one of my Jags once!

 

[bathseagull]

I left a £30 jacket in a pub for 7months once, cor does that make me a FOOTBALLERMAN?!

It does. (Could do a job?)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Maybe he thought a Porsche with left hand drive would look a bit shite when he turned up at The Britannia on a matchday.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I'd have thought it would've had one of them electronic tracking devices installed, but I guess it wouldn't have needed one for most of the time he was driving it.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

He is a plum of the top order, was it not Jermaine Pennant who got caught drink driving but gave cAshley Cole's name?

 

[les dynam]

oh dear.