There's 88 minutes of my life I won't get back

[Harty]

Last night watched 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' on Sky Anytime, what a crock of shit, clearly Messrs Horne and Corden had the films companies pants down for a few quid, probably as a result of the 'Gavin and Stacey Midas Touch Theory'.

Having said that my 14 year old son said it was a top movie, which probably speaks volumes.

 

[Huple]

Last night watched 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' on Sky Anytime, what a crock of shit, clearly Messrs Horne and Corden had the films companies pants down for a few quid, probably as a result of the 'Gavin and Stacey Midas Touch Theory'.

Having said that my 14 year old son said it was a top movie, which probably speaks volumes.

fancy letting a 14 year old watch an 18 category movie...............

tut tut.

 

[Icy Gull]

The title alone should have given away that it was gonna be a crock of shit?

 

[strings]

I got this because my girlfriend loves Gavin and Stacey and it was on offer. We didn't get past the first 20 minutes. Very disappointing.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm confused. Are they vampire killers who happen to be lesbians? Or killers of lesbian vampires (a bit of a specialist vocation that one)?

It's important to know these things.

 

[strings]

I didn't get too far into the film. But they seem to kill some very attractive young lady lesbian vampires. Lesbian vampires with big boobies.

 

[Icy Gull]

I didn't get too far into the film. But they seem to kill some very attractive young lady lesbian vampires. Lesbian vampires with big boobies.

No way!! I would never have expected that

 

[Questions]

Why the need to kill all the gorgeous big boobied lesbian vampires first ?
I would have thought start on the flat chested, ugly ones who dress in dungerees and monkey boots and then take it from there.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Why the need to kill all the gorgeous big boobied lesbian vampires first ?
I would have thought start on the flat chested, ugly ones who dress in dungerees and monkey boots and then take it from there.

 

[Acker79]

I'm confused. Are they vampire killers who happen to be lesbians? Or killers of lesbian vampires (a bit of a specialist vocation that one)?

It's important to know these things.

The latter.

I actually enjoyed it for its silliness.

You might want to avoid the friday 13th remake.

 

[Igor Gurinovich?]

This had bust written all over it and had the stamp of guys who got lazy and thought people would love it because they had success with Gavin and Stacey, a show that divides opinion in our house..
im surprised anyone would go into a viewing with any other preconceptions.

 

[BensGrandad]

Last night watched 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' on Sky Anytime, what a crock of shit, clearly Messrs Horne and Corden had the films companies pants down for a few quid, probably as a result of the 'Gavin and Stacey Midas Touch Theory'.

Having said that my 14 year old son said it was a top movie, which probably speaks volumes.

Yet you still watched it for 88 mins despite probably realising after 10 minutes it was shit.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

i downloaded it as part of the freebies on itunes at christmas......really shockingly bad

 

[JBizzleBeard]

The title alone should have given away that it was gonna be a crock of shit?

Exactly.

 

[Braders]

i quite enjoyed it on the second watch , first time round I felt they tried too hard with the script context and wasn't overally impressed, then I watched it again over christmas and enjoyed it alot more

 

[Easy 10]

You might want to avoid the friday 13th remake.

NOW you tell me

 

[pork pie]

Why the need to kill all the gorgeous big boobied lesbian vampires first ?
I would have thought start on the flat chested, ugly ones who dress in dungerees and monkey boots and then take it from there.

I was thinking that and read your post!

 

[pork pie]

Yet you still watched it for 88 mins despite probably realising after 10 minutes it was shit.

He possibly got to the bit where all the pretty ones were dead and they were starting on the mingers?

 

[Simon Morgan]

Horne and Corden are a DISGRACE to comedy

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Horne and Corden are a DISGRACE to comedy

Too right. The fat one is somone I could quite happily never set eyes on ever again and his new SKY sports quiz looks.....utterly......