The worst offer of a lift, ever. Part 1.

[Franks Wild Years]

I will be driving up to Rorherham from Bristol with room for 3 others on Saturday. I won't be driving back 'till Sunday though, so either have a nice evening in South Yorkshire's finest town or get the train out sharpish.

 

[Man of Harveys]

*thinks*
*thinks again*
*sticks pencils into both ears*
Er, no, you're OK thanks.

 

[captainmorganrum]

*thinks*
*thinks again*
*sticks pencils into both ears*
Er, no, you're OK thanks.

Oooh, can I borrow a pencil please?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

*thinks*
*thinks again*
*sticks pencils into both ears*
Er, no, you're OK thanks.

Can I not take you up as well please?

 

[bhafc99]

I'm confused. Is the free pencil part of the original offer, or can I have the pencil without the ride in FWY's car? And what colour is the pencil?

 

[phil1977]

Actually that sounds like a pretty good offer to me.

I live in Bristol and could visit my sister who lives in Sheffield.

Unfortunately, I'm having to go to a wedding this Saturday in Windsor.

Maybe next time

 

[ali jenkins]

I'll give it a miss. Thanks anyway.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I remember a bit of Rotherham 10 years ago when we lost 1-0 to Goater's goal, i think. There was the most handicapped steward i have ever seen. He looked like 3 Simon Westons trapped in one head. I got afraid he had bee-hands and stinger-fingers.
Its not very nice of me to be afraid of such unbeckoned deformity, by i did shake and want to childishly run.

 

[brighton2win]

I remember a bit of Rotherham 10 years ago when we lost 1-0 to Goater's goal, i think. There was the most handicapped steward i have ever seen. He looked like 3 Simon Westons trapped in one head. I got afraid he had bee-hands and stinger-fingers.
Its not very nice of me to be afraid of such unbeckoned deformity, by i did shake and want to childishly run.

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