The ultimate Olympics question

[Skaville]

All the athletes are partying and in bars divided by each event. They're all gagging for it! Which bar do you go to to try and bag your ultimate Olmpic lady/man?

I'm in bar pole vault, but are you in the weightlifting wine bar or the triathlon tavern?

 

[MACROBLUE]

Sorry, I'm lost, must be getting old.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

All the athletes are partying and in bars divided by each event. They're all gagging for it! Which bar do you go to to try and bag your ultimate Olmpic lady/man?

I'm in bar pole vault, but are you in the weightlifting wine bar or the triathlon tavern?

They're not. They're all at the closing ceremony. I've just seen them on the telly.

 

[brightn'ove]

Id be in the volleyball (only for the brazillians) or beach volleyball bars. The women's hockey bar might be a shout too.

 

[Simster]

I read an article during Beijing about how the athlete's village after the game is one big f*** fest (which is perhaps fairly predictable when you think about it). John Terry must be gutted he wasn't picked as an over 23 member of the team.

Anyway, back to the question, and I'm in the same bar as the Swedish women's handball or Dutch women's hockey teams.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Wherever Jessica Ennis is

 

[Questions]

What beer do they sell in these bars ?........ Well I,m 50.

 

[Window Licker]

It's be in the long distance running bar. There'll be plenty of untouched bar snacks for me to devour.


Then I'd love to go and disappoint Jessica ennis

 

[Billy the Fish]

Hockey for sure

 

[brightn'ove]

I read an article during Beijing about how the athlete's village after the game is one big f*** fest (which is perhaps fairly predictable when you think about it). John Terry must be gutted he wasn't picked as an over 23 member of the team.

Anyway, back to the question, and I'm in the same bar as the Swedish women's handball or Dutch women's hockey teams.

The Olympic organisors had to order in over 100,000 condoms for the Athletes village. Apparently these 'f*** fests' started in Sydney because instead of an Olympic village, the athletes lived in massive houses, and they basically left the doors open and partied 24/7.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Don't go to the gymnastic one, jail bait!

 

[Benjyman1990]

Mine would have to be the cycling bar, that Laura Trott would get it!!!

 

[drew]

According to the facts and figures in the official olympic programme, 150,000 condoms were handed out to the athletes. The athletes village was one big shagfest. Hopefully a few of our young female sprinters have acquired some of Usains genes for our future relay team!!!

 

[Weretheweststand]

Wherever Jessica Ennis is

This.