creepCome on Brighton and Boro
Let's the both of us stick it up the horrible Dyche and Barton
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A glorious 0-0 against Boro with the ball not leaving the centre circle ensuring mutual promotion, with all of us backing the 0-0 of course.
If they do, and Hull drop points we could be up after the Charlton gameHoping Burnley can keep their unbeaten streak going with another three draws, before a painful loss to Preston
This.
With the big screen showing a constant feed live from the Valley of Sean Dyche's security guard's face growing steadily more and more purple with rage upon each update he receives that the score at the Riverside is still nil-nil, shots on target nil, shots off target nil, corners 1 (that one just being for a laugh and the resultant corner being hoofed straight back into the centre-circle by whoever.)
The instant he finally loses it is when he learns upon 88 minutes that currently Stewart Downing and Bobby Zamora are challenging each other to a game of "keepy-ups" in the middle of the park to keep the game a contest for the supporters and that Chris Hughton is introducing Solly March as his final sub so he can hobble round the pitch on crutches and "soak up the atmosphere."
Absolutely my dream scenario, great post