The Tank online last night

[Bob!]

Here

 

[Brixtaan]

Good point though about the losses to the already threadbare squad.
Plenty of miracles have already happened this season, why not some more?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Here

Interesting read! Nice one Tank

 

[Race]

At least you know the difference between me posting and him!

He likes to lurk in the small hours

 

[eastlondonseagull]

At least you know the difference between me posting and him!

He likes to lurk in the small hours

he tends to lack punctuation and capital letters

 

[El Presidente]

The only capital letters the Tank knows are KFC!

 

[Rangdo]

Bit harsh on Reidy not to get man of the match. I thought he played a blinder. Probably would have appreciated the champagne more as well

 

[El Presidente]

Think Reidy would have prepared some tinnies.

 

[Rangdo]

Yeah, they like that watered down excuse for lager down there don't they.

 

[Race]

he tends to lack punctuation and capital letters

Thats what happens to you after you have spent 17 years thumping balls with your head!

 

[El Presidente]

Thats what happens to you after you have spent 17 years thumping balls with your head!

There has been some research sponsored by the PFA and undertaken by a university that has revealed that heading a football can cause brain damage. It contributed to the death of the former England player Jeff Astle, although he used to play with a much heavier ball than is used today.

Tank may have a claim via one of those ambulance chasing solicitors that frequent TalkSport and daytime TV for long term injury compensation.

I once phoned The Accident Group claim line after I shat myself following twelve pints and two kebabs one evening. The person at the other end of the phone line said they could not pursue a claim as it was not an accident, to which I replied that I had certainly not soiled my duds on purpose, so it must be an accident.

They then hung up on me.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Wasn't the accident group the one that doesn't exist anymore because it was a complete farce? Saying that i expect they all are.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I once phoned The Accident Group claim line after I shat myself following twelve pints and two kebabs one evening. The person at the other end of the phone line said they could not pursue a claim as it was not an accident, to which I replied that I had certainly not soiled my duds on purpose, so it must be an accident.

They then hung up on me.

 

[El Presidente]

Wasn't the accident group the one that doesn't exist anymore because it was a complete farce? Saying that i expect they all are.

The Accident Group went bust and made all its staff redundant by TEXT in a superb example of best British management practice.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Ahh I see

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Thats what happens to you after you have spent 17 years thumping balls with your head!

Isn't that Jimmy Krankies line...