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The SICKEST Jokes in the WORLD
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Robot Chicken
Seriously?
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Alright, here's one from the Chav section:
Chav girl goes into the Doctor's complaining of a weird green rash on her inner thighs. Doctor takes one look and says "Tell your boyfriend his gold earrings are fake".
Chav girl goes into the Doctor's complaining of a weird green rash on her inner thighs. Doctor takes one look and says "Tell your boyfriend his gold earrings are fake".
Fred Oliver - Legend
Well-known member
A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her:
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"That's the bad news?, what's the good news?"
"He's dead."
gotta love this one
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her:
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"That's the bad news?, what's the good news?"
"He's dead."
gotta love this one
Robot Chicken
Seriously?
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Withdean Wanderer
Banned
sgreenfield04 said:A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her:
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"That's the bad news?, what's the good news?"
"He's dead."
gotta love this one
Like it!
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
sgreenfield04 said:A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her:
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"That's the bad news?, what's the good news?"
"He's dead."
gotta love this one
B.M.F
New member
The sixth one down in the Hitler list had me pissing myself laughing but I would get banned if I posted it on here
B.M.F said:The sixth one down in the Hitler list had me pissing myself laughing but I would get banned if I posted it on here
Good call sir, that is excellent
The shower holes one was v funny as well
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Fred Oliver - Legend
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How do you crucify a spastic?B.M.F said:The sixth one down in the Hitler list had me pissing myself laughing but I would get banned if I posted it on here
On a Swastika!!!!
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill
He got the gas bill
brighton2win
New member
- Aug 21, 2005
- 1,887
Billy the Fish said:Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill
i read that 1 twice on the website and i only just got it when you posted it up
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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that is an incredible site
B.M.F
New member
Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
Because Jews only have ten fingers
Because Jews only have ten fingers
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
Doctor: It's bad news, you have Cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have Cancer
A woman visits her doctor complaing of a strange feeling in her lower stomach.
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."
Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have Cancer
A woman visits her doctor complaing of a strange feeling in her lower stomach.
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."
gripper stebson
Well-known member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,682
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
Yoko Ono.
Lammy
Registered Abuser
What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
Cancer
Is it wrong to PISS yourself laughing at that site?
No, didn't think so
No, didn't think so
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
A woman visits her doctor complaing of a strange feeling in her lower stomach.
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."
That is f***ing INSPIRED
The doctor examines her and states;
"Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
"Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
"No, you have bowel cancer."
That is f***ing INSPIRED