The police seek witnesses

[timco]

To a viscous mugging in the Withdean area around 10 pm on Thursday 20th May 2004.

The complainant is a Mr King of Swindon who claims that a bunch of people dressed in striped shirts and stole his promotion to Div 1.

Anyone with any information on this matter should call
0870 443 1969

(stingy gits Swindon Town make people call a national rate number!)

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

I saw it I saw it I saw it

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[albiongirl]

 

[On the Left Wing]

It was a middle aged bald guy smoking a cigar .... oh officer, sorry you mean you already know the victim ........

 

[Beach Hut]

 

[SussexSpur]

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

It was that Virgo boy that did it. What was he thinking of, ghosting in front of Mooney to score in the last seconds of extra time then converting a genius penalty in off the bar. Disgraceful behavior. Just shouldn't be allowed

 

[Gazwag]

I think they might try to add daylight robbery, but it was dark

 

[Digmut]

Virgo & Roberts are the culprits officer...

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

 

[coach03]

I saw it I saw it I saw it

I saw it..... and it was GOOOD !

 

[Stuart Munday]

i think I saw a similar offence last Sunday, could it be the same offenders

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

I saw it on TV – twice!

 

[mk_bha]

its a fair cup guv'

taxi

 

[On the Left Wing]

Book 'em Danno

 

[Donny Osmond]

I didn't see a thing officer

 

[mk_bha]

apparently there is a Mr Virgo who knows sumink.

i can give more info for $$$ as i am a supagrass

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

I think they might try to add daylight robbery, but it was dark

It was moonlight robbery, except that you couldn't see the moon

 

[oapdodge]

I saw some blokes hanging around in Blue and White stripes with sMUG grins on their faces.They might have been involved,quite a gang and one bloke looked a right thug had No4 on his back.Had a little minder No10.Evil buggers.