The place to be: the park and ride queue after the game

[Brighton TID]

Almost as entertaining as the matches. First we had the old fellow trying to break through the bennetts field barriers with his car wheel spanner then running off like a naughty schoolboy when the police came over. Friday we had some loud mouthed female Leeds fan giving it large to our stewards followed by Nooney driving off past in his big white car and waving to the queue. Quite brilliant so far.

 

[Hornblower]

Almost as entertaining as the matches. First we had the old fellow trying to break through the bennetts field barriers with his car wheel spanner then running off like a naughty schoolboy when the police came over. Friday we had some loud mouthed female Leeds fan giving it large to our stewards followed by Nooney driving off past in his big white car and waving to the queue. Quite brilliant so far.

Add to that the excitement of not knowing if your in the right queue half the time, I don't know why we bother with the game, might just start queueing as soon as I arrive at the stadium so as to get a good viewing point.

 

[Hornblower]

Can I just add that the only thing missing is a good few choruses of "We're the Mithras, we're the Mithras, we're the Mithras Brighton Boys" "We're the Mill Road, etc etc........

 

[Simster]

The kid running after Nooney without success was also good value.

Can I just add that the only thing missing is a good few choruses of "We're the Mithras, we're the Mithras, we're the Mithras Brighton Boys" "We're the Mill Road, etc etc........

Was in evidence for the Leeds game!

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Bendy bus? Luxury Coach? Bendy Bus? Luxury Coach?

Its gripping stuff. Almost as gripping as the match itself.

 

[Hornblower]

The kid running after Nooney without success was also good value.

Was in evidence for the Leeds game!

I was in the queue and i missed that.

 

[Giraffe]

Where do those big yellow lemon buses go or whatever they're called?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Fast becoming another highlight to each Amex experience. Am loving the steward who now stands on (and blocking) the central stairwell section with his Fisher Price loud hailer directing traffic. As the bottle neck got intense during the Liverpool aftermath I said to a lady of mature years 'this is a great way to make new friends isn't it?' as her sagging but large breasts pressed into my back. To my horror and delight she proceeded to pinch my arse. I couldn't bring myself to look over my shoulder again in case she followed it up with a wink.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I also like the fact that some kid will sooner or later likely to be crushed under the wheels of a bus/coach as the queing often get sout of control. And by the way it is likely to be my nipper if he keeps playing about in the car park whilst we are queuing!!!!

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Fast becoming another highlight to each Amex experience. Am loving the steward who now stands on (and blocking) the central stairwell section with his Fisher Price loud hailer directing traffic. As the bottle neck got intense during the Liverpool aftermath I said to a lady of mature years 'this is a great way to make new friends isn't it?' as her sagging but large breasts pressed into my back. To my horror and delight she proceeded to pinch my arse. I couldn't bring myself to look over my shoulder again in case she followed it up with a wink.

At least they didn't press into the back of your knees

 

[Brighton TID]

Bendy bus? Luxury Coach? Bendy Bus? Luxury Coach?

Its gripping stuff. Almost as gripping as the match itself.

We had some real rattlers on Friday. Almost ran out of steam halfway up the bypass.

 

[Rookie]

Don't forget the verbals between Brighton fans as some try to cut in line while others are left down the bottom not moving while the stewards stand doing bugger all. My personal favourite would the steward 'manager' getting abuse from all and trying to laugh it off as if he was just one of the lads while saying the wait at Withdean was the same (as if anyone would compare the two seeing the increase in capacity's)

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Fast becoming another highlight to each Amex experience. Am loving the steward who now stands on (and blocking) the central stairwell section with his Fisher Price loud hailer directing traffic.

Top bloke!

 

[upthealbion1970]

We had some real rattlers on Friday. Almost ran out of steam halfway up the bypass.

My mate got bitten by something on the bus from the racehill, and I don't mean a Leeds fan

 

[doogie004]

Bendy bus? Luxury Coach? Bendy Bus? Luxury Coach?

Its gripping stuff. Almost as gripping as the match itself.

luxury coach your having a laugh .how the one we were on made it to the ground i dont know we bailed out on the 27 for the liverpool game and ran up the road

 

[Hungry Joe]

We had some real rattlers on Friday. Almost ran out of steam halfway up the bypass.

Ah, the Royston Vasey Specials as my brother calls them......you'll never make it home.

 

[Brighton TID]

Don't forget the verbals between Brighton fans as some try to cut in line while others are left down the bottom not moving while the stewards stand doing bugger all. My personal favourite would the steward 'manager' getting abuse from all and trying to laugh it off as if he was just one of the lads while saying the wait at Withdean was the same (as if anyone would compare the two seeing the increase in capacity's)

Nothing, nay nothing pisses an English man off more than people who push into queues. Fellow brighton fan or no!

 

[Hungry Joe]

Nothing, nay nothing pisses an English man off more than people who push into queues. Fellow brighton fan or no!

What's even more fun to watch is when people lose it at someone they think is pushing in, but in reality is just trying to get through to their own queue. Some of the retorts have been legendary.

 

[Hillian1]

You just have to try the train, an entire train full of people trying to squeeze through a gap big enough for 1 and a half people at Brighton after the game. I should imagine that from above it looks quite like one of those sand filled hour glass thingies, and just as slow.

Tempers will flair.

 

[Amexican]

Can I just add that the only thing missing is a good few choruses of "We're the Mithras, we're the Mithras, we're the Mithras Brighton Boys" "We're the Mill Road, etc etc........

"We're the left side we're the left side we're the left side Mithras queue, We're the right side we're the right side we're the right side Mill Road queue"

This will help the bloke on the central stairs and the steward who didn't seem to know his right from left at the Leeds game!