The perfect Dinner Party??

[CHAPPERS]

Okay, a slant on my Dinner Party Guests thread of a few months back.

You can pick the following...

CHEF

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS

BAND

MAGICIAN...


Mine would be...

CHEF - Ainsley Harriet

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS - Bob Monkhouse, Terry Wogan, Ricky Gervais, Natalie Imbruglia and Angelina Jolie

BAND - The Bees

MAGICIAN - Paul Daniels



Over to you..........

 

[watsongooal]

Chef: Keith Floyd

Guests

Holly Valance
Keira Knightly
Bobby Robson
Hulk Hogan
Paul Merton

Band: Take That

Magician: The Great Suprendo

 

[Braders]

CHEF- that gordon ramsey geezer

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS-delta goodrem,holly valance,britney spears,jenny from atomic kitten,pink

BAND-feeder

MAGICIAN...-the one on 'breaking the magicians code' (if he could bring his assistance!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Chef- Jamie Oliver (after dinner and a few glasses of Sherry we would all kick the shit out of him)

5 Celebrity Guests- Jack Dee, Phil Tuffnell, Ray Winstone, Denise Van Outen, Holly Valance.

Band- The Hives

Magician- David Blaine (after a lot more Sherry we would also kick the shit out of him!)

over to the next person...........

 

[REDLAND]

Chef - Ramsey
Celebs - Nelly Futardo, Zane Lowe, Travis Barker, Rik Mayal, Dawn French
Band - Rancid
Magician - ? Carrot Top ?

 

[Titanic]

Chef - Gordon Ramsey

Guests - Jonny Wilkinson, Michael Parkinson, Michael Portillo, Mark McGhee and Jonatan Edwards

Band - Dido (and friends)

Magician - David Blaine

 

[jonnyboylennon]

CHEF - Gordon Ramsay - he used to play football.

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS - Yoko Ono, Tony Benn, Robbie Reinelt, Fidel Castro, Holly Valance

BAND - The Strokes

MAGICIAN - Paul Daniels and Debbie McGhee.

 

[Citrus]

Chef: Jamie Oliver

Guests

Arnold Scwarzenegger
Mark McGhee
Johnny Prescott (sort out some business...)
Keira Knightly/ Catherine Z-J (good call - nice)
Paul Merton (another good call watsongooal)

Band: Oasis

Magician: Houdini

 

[Lush]

(What? No-one mentioned Nigella Lawson?)

CHEF - anyone but me for a change. Gordon Ramsey.

5 CELEBRITY GUESTS - Morten Harket, Clive James, Jodie Foster, Paul Smith, Frank Skinner

BAND - a-ha

MAGICIAN - Tommy Cooper video

 

[Gary Nelson]

Chef: Keith Lloyd (we can get pissed before the meal and shag his 22 year old bird after)

Guests: Peter Kay, Halle Berry, Tuffers (good call Italia-he would clearly be up for spit-roasting Lloyd's misses) Sean Connery & Rachael Hunter

Band: Elton John-Peter Kay would rip it out of him and then they could re-do the stars in their eyes scene from Pheonix Nights.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Peter Kay! Good call Nelson.

 

[bhaexpress]

Chef - Ramsey
Celebs - Nelly Futardo, Zane Lowe, Travis Barker, Rik Mayal, Dawn French
Band - Rancid
Magician - ? Carrot Top ?

Doh ! How many people here know Carrot Top ? You really think he's funny ? Who's that idiot that smashes up pumpkins and splatters his audiance ? Now that is just not amusing !

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Chef - Albert Roux

Guests
Michael Caine
Martin Johnson
Jonathon Ross
Natasha Kaplinsky
Tori Amos

Band

REM

Magician

David Blaine (I can't stand magicians. At least I could just hang him in a glass box somewhere out of the way and we could all go and abuse him if we got bored)

 

[Yorkie]

Chef - Jamie Oliver (I do like his recipes and he would be tucked away in the kitchen)

Celebrities - Paul McCartney, Gary Lineker, Judy Dench, Billy Connolly and Prince Philip

Band - Lighthouse Family

Magician - I'll borrow that Tommy Cooper video from Lush

 

[Gwylan]

Hey good question;

Chef: Marc Veyrat (innovative Swiss-French chef)

Guests: Tony Benn (always interesting, and a fellow veggie), Boris Johnson (for a laugh), Meera Syal ( she's sexy and funny, always a good combination), Helen Mirren (rather obvious) and Jean-Luc Godard (genius and nutter)

Band: Kraftwerk (is there anyone else worth listening to?)

Not really into magicians but that Muralitheran has got a few tricks up his sleeve.

 

[Rougvie]

Chef: Jamie Oliver, as although he is a bit of a cu*t he IS a pretty good chef, and I kinda like the funk shit he cooks

Guests: Madonna (Only if she left that twat Ritchie at home) Angelina Jolie Will Self, Ian Rankin and Gerry Sadowich

Band: The Ben Folds Five

Magician - The Great Soprendo !

 

[zefarelly]

Chef : Keith Floyd

Guests . . . . . Paul Weller, Paul McCartney, Rowan Atkinson, Phil Jupitus, Mark Lamar (DJing)

Band : Ian Dury and the Blockheads featuring John Otway

Comedy/tricks . . . . Tommy Cooper, Bob Monkhouse, Brucie . . . .not into magic, but laughs are good.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Chef - Nigella Lawson/ Nigel Slater combo

Guests: Jack Nicholson, Brian Clough, Nelson Mandela, Ellen Barkin and Bill Clinton.

Band: New Order

Magician: Dont like them as a rule but that bloke who did Russian roulette scam on C4 could do a few tricks after the Brandy.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Comedy/tricks . . . . Tommy Cooper, Bob Monkhouse, Brucie . . . .not into magic, but laughs are good. [/B]

Oh, we can have the dead brought back to life can we for this?

If so my comedian would have to be Peter Cook.

 

[Robbo]

CHEF: FDM

GUESTS: Bobby Robson, Frank Skinner, Jonathan Ross, Johnny Wilkinson, and Kevin Spacey.

BAND: The Darkness

MAGICIAN: David Blaine