The NSC OFFICIAL Shakira Appreciation Thread

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll - we, the cognoscenti, you

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_LkjpYx8do&feature=related

Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMdROUkmXSk

Shakira - She Wolf

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dWB4dyl-lw

Has pop ever been so perfect?

 

[The Wizard]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i seriously think that she is the most attractive person on the planet, she's just so PERFECT

she's very SEXY without being particularly SLUTTY, plus she's got a lovely smile, and she does seem really NICE

bloody lovely she is

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

i'd love to eat her shit.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd like to go for a picnic with her in the countryside

i bet she'd enjoy that

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i reckon she's quite LOYAL with her vagina aswell

like, she's not gonna throw it out there, but once it's yours, BOY is it yours

i guess it's like winning the lottery, there's f*** all chance of you getting it, but once you do, it's f***ing amazing

 

[Eric Potts]

U.S. you can take your Gaga and .....................

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The Cognoscenti have finally got something spot on.

She is QUALLA and she is not even the most beautiful Colombian I have laid eyes upon. Colombia is a HONEYPOT and I would suggest going there.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Cognoscenti have finally got something spot on.

Pah BoF! You take that back!

As you full well know, the cognoscenti are NEVER wrong

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i've really missed colombia being in the world cup

not only do they produce wave upon wave of flairites, you can get close ups of top quality minge AND there's always the possibility of a few DEATHS

it's been far too long

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I was only there for literally an hour and a half and there were plenty of Shakira's walking about.

My friend Alex spent a month there and the photos from various night time escapades are forever sketched in my memory. WOW!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I imagine the good thing about going to Colombia would be that should you meet some quality minge like this you could tempt her into marrying you with the promise of life in England with a roof over her head

No chance of taking her to Withdean then

 

[footychick]

Not my type

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Not my type

Which lady is your type?

:handquiveringoverthemouse:

 

[skipper734]

Maybe this one?

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[1234andcounting]

The sexiest woman in the world. Official. Not only does she look great, move great and sing, well, ok. But she is intelligent (doing, or just done a degree, I think) and does loads for charideeee. I want to have her babies.

 

[Blackadder]

Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll - we, the cognoscenti, you

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever


Has pop ever been so perfect?

GOOD CALL Tom. I particularly like Hip's don't lie (apart from the funny looking kids)