The next time the boss tells you to give 110%...

[Biscuit]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.

If...

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26...

and those figures are individually taken as a percentage of 100 ...

then...

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But...

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and...

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far...

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.!!!

 

[Safeway]

Can we PLEASE ban email forwards?

 

[Beach Hut]

Biscuit keep up at the back FFS

This one is older than..............Safeway

 

[Biscuit]

Can we PLEASE ban email forwards?

 

[Rangdo]

Can we PLEASE ban email forwards?

 

[Incredigull]

Biscuit keep up at the back FFS

This one is older than..............Safeway

Older than the pyramids ??

 

[Rambo]

thou shalt giveuth me thy sussex bye t sea ringtone.

 

[desprateseagull]

have seen similar joke, about Customer Relations Awareness Programs, and the like..