Tummy Burger
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You can take the girl out of Manchester, but you can't take the ............ No you get it.
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You can take the girl out of Manchester, but you can't take the ............ No you get it.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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In theory I would, yes. However......
If she isn't ginger then she's definitely been touched by the bog brush* somewhere down the family tree which means that her badger is going to contain traces of ginger nut*. Now as I get older there is one thing I am insistent on with any lady I get jiggy with - They must have a tidy badger. I DO NOT DO untidy gardens esp. ginger ones.
If I were to give her a portion I would have to insist on this and I suspect that given her tastes in men that she's got the full orang utan salad*. For that reason I'm saying no.
*I lay claim to inventing these lines.
If she isn't ginger then she's definitely been touched by the bog brush* somewhere down the family tree which means that her badger is going to contain traces of ginger nut*. Now as I get older there is one thing I am insistent on with any lady I get jiggy with - They must have a tidy badger. I DO NOT DO untidy gardens esp. ginger ones.
If I were to give her a portion I would have to insist on this and I suspect that given her tastes in men that she's got the full orang utan salad*. For that reason I'm saying no.
*I lay claim to inventing these lines.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
lolz
I bigged up your kids on the Liverpool extra time thread as well old chap.
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On your own pal.
Tummy Burger
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No, apparently it just means your gay.
Well, that's different, I suppose.
You misunderstand, she's saying "and this is how close he came to splitting me in two!"
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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Yes, yes I would
