The most annoying sounds in the world

[Lady Whistledown]

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

 

[Scotty Mac]

"please be aware that there is a general strike in france, and this may affect your journey"

 

[Trigger]

H Block.

 

[Scotty Mac]

"coming on to bowl from the cromwell road end, chad keegan"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Geddit FORWARD, Albion" from the bloke about five rows in front of me every time we've held possession for more than three seconds without hoofing it.

 

[Gwylan]

"We need to talk"

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

Go compare ads! If I hear them on the radio or TV I have to change channel or mute immediately!

 

[Trigger]

"coming on to bowl from the cromwell road end, chad keegan"

"Bus!"

 

[Trigger]

"Oh you haven't?!"

 

[Badger]

"I am extremely sorry for the severe delay this will cause to your journey"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

"Oh you haven't?!"

Definitely this.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Ranting Trade Unionists.

 

[Soton Seagull]

People chewing with their mouth open.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Vernon Kay.

 

[Badger]

"excuse me sir do you mind if I ask you a question?"

 

[Stoo82]

"Get in the hole"

 

[sam86]

Tea/coffee slurping and gulping. UGH! :US:

 

[Badger]

We buy any car (dot com) we buy any car (dot com) any any any any......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"no surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the IRA".

Er: it's 2010, you utter, utter REETS.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh I wish it could be Christmas every da-ay...

Coming soon to a high st. near you!