The Lizards - The BAND

[Safeway]

We've got the football team, we've got the website, we've got the international fanbase. What we need now is a BAND to really expand the Lizards' name.

What are everyone's talents? I can sing, so we just need a drummer, a couple of guitarists and maybe a keyboard player. Got to be a piece of piss in the f***ing HOTBED of talent that is Lizard Central.

Whadda ya'll fink?

 

[Marc]

I'm a Karaoke KING so I can sing too, I like bands with two singers aswell. Maybe we should go for the Barbershop Quartet market as theres not many of them around

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

I can sing, am quite good on karaoke as Boyzone, Ricki Martin or Frank Sinatra. Used to play Trumpet, Guitar and drums.

Sort of like a 1 man band!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm grade 4 piano so will tinkle your ivories, no problem.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I can play guitar but it's mainly girlie indie and soft rock which I don't think matches Crabtrees vision for the band.

Like the idea of a barbershop sinquet or whatever 6(aside) is.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

itd be a sextet

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Im a guitar demon, and my backing vocals are smoother than TOBES out on the pull.....

 

[Albion Rob]

I was f***ing WICKED on the triangle at school. There must be a place in this band for me somewhere. I could be a hanger on and shag all the birds you guys don't want or something.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Like, say, Jailbird.




*snigger*

 

[Safeway]

*snigger*

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

*niggers*

 

[Albion Rob]

Like, say, Jailbird.




*snigger*

Glad it didn't go over your f***ing head LENNON you f***ing BINNER.

MONG

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oooh, ROB. Don't tget touchy, you brought it on yourself.



ps Don't hate me, I am too pretty.



RAZZLE FUCKIN DAZZLE

 

[Albion Rob]

I'm not annoyed, I was just pleased that my gag didn't go over LENNON'S head.

I could never hate you CHAPPERS. Unles you score an own goal in the final or something.

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** that, clean sheet against these NSC **** FUCKS.

I CAN@T f***ing WAIT UNTIL WE DESTROY THOSE UGLY FUCKERS

 

[Raphael Meade]

i'm a demon f***ing sticksmith if you fancy me.. (most people do..)