The Daily Hate

[Wozza]

Celebrating a year of hatred and scare stories, vote for your favourite Mail or Express cover here:

http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/mwvote/

 

[Albion Dan]

Got to be DEATH BY SUNTAN.

Who buys that shite?

 

[Gwylan]

"One in four terror suspects are asylum seekers". Not only hate-filled nonsense but ungrammatical hate-filled nonsense.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

POPADOM MADNESS.

Incidentally, did anyone hear that story?

 

[Dr Feelgood]

Got to be DEATH BY SUNTAN.

Who buys that shite?

Me, is it against the law.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just look at number 13, it's got everything you need: The Much-Loved Princess of Hearts Diana, asylum seekers, gypsies PLUS the terrifying "banning" of a minor Christmas artefact, in this case "Santa" and Christmas lights. I'm sure everyone's Christmas was ruined.

I thought about compiling an advent calender-style checklist of Christmassy objects that, according to the Daily Express, the "PC brigade" had banned. I think at some point in December they had turkeys, Santa, fairy lights (due to their intrinsically homophobic name, no doubt), trees, presents and, of course, Christmas itself being shamefully "banned" by "loony left councils" etc. I must say, I didn't notice any impact on this myself; we had some top-notch contraband turkey in.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

"One in four terror suspects are asylum seekers". Not only hate-filled nonsense but ungrammatical hate-filled nonsense.

We studied this headline in statistics - it's complete bollocks (not that i had to tell you anyway!)

 

[Easy 10]

"You CAN Kill A burglar"

 

[Simster]

GIVE MORE LAND TO GYPSIES ORDERS PRESCOTT




Oh no! They obviously mean my back garden.

 

[Gwylan]

GIVE MORE LAND TO GYPSIES ORDERS PRESCOTT


Oh no! They obviously mean my back garden.

Or perhaps Falmer if we don't build a stadium there

 

[Hannibal smith]

I voted for

GERMANS WANT THE QUEEN TO SAY SORRY FOR THE WAR.

Yep, that's what they were all saying in Munich this year.

 

[Hornblower]

Doesn't anyone else ever get the deep suspicion that the Mail storys are written by a bunch of post-ironic militant liberals who are all just trying to out-tory each other and having a good old laugh?

 

[Gwylan]

Doesn't anyone else ever get the deep suspicion that the Mail storys are written by a bunch of post-ironic militant liberals who are all just trying to out-tory each other and having a good old laugh?

I like the idea of a militant liberal. "I'm going to be tolerant to everybody ...but in a hard way".

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I love Mail stories based on reports by "experts". The experts usually turn out to be Looney or some similar right wing nut-job.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

I love Mail stories based on reports by "experts". The experts usually turn out to be Looney or some similar right wing nut-job.

"24-HOUR DRINKING BLASTED BY WORLD EXPERT"

What the f*** does that mean? What's he an expert on? The world?

 

[lost in london]

"24-HOUR DRINKING BLASTED BY WORLD EXPERT"

What the f*** does that mean? What's he an expert on? The world?

I reckon there are a few people on here who could lay claim to being a 24 hour drinking world expert. Never got further than about 11 hours myself.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

"24-HOUR DRINKING BLASTED BY WORLD EXPERT"

What the f*** does that mean? What's he an expert on? The world?

I liked that one too.

The Daily Kunt

 

[Arthur]

We studied this headline in statistics - it's complete bollocks (not that i had to tell you anyway!)

HAHAHAHAHA, fantastic.

My maths teacher told me it wasn't true so there!



You couldn't write some of the stuff on this board.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

HAHAHAHAHA, fantastic.

My maths teacher told me it wasn't true so there!



You couldn't write some of the stuff on this board.

well here's one of the suckers

 

[TSB]

The best IMHO were "Bombers are all spongeing asylum seakers" (Express) "The ferral gangs who rule our streets" (Mail) but my personal favourite has to be "Does your husband beat you?" (mail)