the Brighton pier TARTS!

[Kev the Ape]

Me and my gf where sitting down when all these bunch of tarts came past us and they met up with there other bunch of tarts, High heels, mini skirts you know the full works.
these boys came long and met up with them and told them about these three girls who where walking past the pier!! giving these boys abuse. So all these girls ran down and ganged up on these three girls and a whole war started calling the words of slag slapper slut etc. The three girls walked past and one of them shouted you dirty whore.

I said to my GF how could they wear that kind of gear in this cold weather.

 

[Cian]

I thought there was going to be no more threads about slappery women?

 

[Northstander]

Im lost....

 

[Kev the Ape]

I thought there was going to be no more threads about slappery women?

It had to be done.

 

[Braders]

Im lost....

me too

 

[Rangdo]

It had to be done.

No it didn't.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

o kev how i have missed you

 

[Wozza]

Me and my gf where sitting down when all these bunch of tarts came past us and they met up with there other bunch of tarts, High heels, mini skirts you know the full works.
these boys came long and met up with them and told them about these three girls who where walking past the pier!! giving these boys abuse. So all these girls ran down and ganged up on these three girls and a whole war started calling the words of slag slapper slut etc. The three girls walked past and one of them shouted you dirty whore.

I said to my GF how could they wear that kind of gear in this cold weather.

That's even funnier if you read it in the style of Little Britain's Vicky Pollard.

 

[fatboy]

Kev, why does your girlfriend have a bloody nose and a scratched arm?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Re: Re: the Brighton pier TARTS!

That's even funnier if you read it in the style of Little Britain's Vicky Pollard.

I was about to say that we had found NSc's very own Vicky Pollard!


I was on Brighton Pier one afternoon with my girlfriend and a girl who couldnt have been more then 13 came up to us and said '£10 for a blowjob mate?' What a f***ing slag.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

kev some of us like those sort of girls

 

[saafend_seagull]

kev some of us like those sort of girls

 

[Safeway]

Re: Re: Re: the Brighton pier TARTS!

I was on Brighton Pier one afternoon with my girlfriend and a girl who couldnt have been more then 13 came up to us and said '£10 for a blowjob mate?'

Seriously? Wow.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i hope you said yes

 

[Brighton Breezy]

No I told her to f*** off. She was a skally little chavette who weighed about 15 stone.

 

[Biscuit]

KEV

are you brain damaged or summin?

 

[Safeway]

You only said no because you had your girlfriend with you.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The way this is written makes Kev The Ape sound like an 8 year old.

I said to my GF how could they wear that kind of gear in this cold weather.

Is it a girlfriend Kev or someone who is volunteering to spend some time with you because you are 'special'?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Re: KEV

are you brain damaged or summin?

i think the term you are looking for is
mentally retarded

 

[Biscuit]

Re: Re: KEV

i think the term you are looking for is
mentally retarded

You knew what I meant. To much PC about now-a-days. Did you know you can't 'brain storm' anymore.. it has to be called 'thought shower' coz it offends 'people' with epolepsey(sp?)