The best The Life of Brain quotes.....to lighten up the evening

[smelly]

What I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face

 

[fork me]

Anyone else fancy a giggle when i say the name BIGGUS......... DICKUS !!!

He has a wife you know...

...her name is Incontinentia...

Incontinentia Buttox.

 

[fork me]

Crucifixions a doddle.

Could be worse - could be stabbed

 

[fork me]

and what have the Romans ever done for us.....

I had an argument with a old Cypriot bloke in a pub along these lines:

OCB: "The British did NOTHING for Cyprus when they ruled"
ME: "To be fair, we did build the schools"

10 minutes later:

OCB: "So, apart from the schools, hospitals, water supply, sewers, electricity supply, roads, post office, phone system, port and airport, what did the British do for Cyprus?"

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Conjeugate the verb. Et tu romanis?

I had an argument with a old Cypriot bloke in a pub along these lines:

OCB: "The British did NOTHING for Cyprus when they ruled"
ME: "To be fair, we did build the schools"

10 minutes later:

OCB: "So, apart from the schools, hospitals, water supply, sewers, electricity supply, roads, post office, phone system, port and airport, what did the British do for Cyprus?"

 

[Own Goals Galore]

Welease Woderwic

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

You lucky bastard!

 

[00snook]

Shut up Big Nose

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Cruxifixation? Line on the left.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

"This man commands the cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome!"

 

[fork me]

"Only joking, it's crucifixion really"...

..."my brother usually rescues me"