The apprentice official thread : eppisode one

[murraymints4brighton]

Looks like this series could be the best yet, well hopefully. Glad its back on and here is too the start of 12 weeks of "your fired".:yahoo:

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I'll drink to that

:yahoo:

 

[Hockley Blues]

BBC - The Apprentice - Candidates

You just KNOW Ben is going to be a TOSSER.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I wish Dick had said 'You're fired' to Mickey a lot sooner than he did.

 

[Frutos]

Looking forward to this, best 'reality' show on TV by miles.

 

[csider]

taliban-man to be first to go with his crazy beard

 

[Notters]

taliban-man to be first to go with his crazy beard

Whilst I don't agree with your casual racism, he does seem like a class A wanker.

 

[Bozza]

Disappointed with this task.

"Pitching for a contract to clean minicabs etc etc etc." That'll be a contract for just today then.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Girls may be pulling ahead due to losing the big contract, the lads spent all day in one place. The girls seemed to get some volume of cars washed.

Some real twats already.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Difficult to judge after one episode but they look a pretty uninspiring lot to me. Howard seems ok - at least he hasn't come out with any " I'm the best ever "crap". The cocky geordie bloke may do well but won't win. Of the girls Deborah and the blonde one look like a couple of hard nosed bitches. But early days. Glad Anita went: she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Harsh but fair.

 

[Wozza]

Poor episode. Getting tired of random firings too.

 

[Bozza]

Poor episode. Getting tired of random firings too.

It was a coin toss - the 'manager' was never going to be fired on show 1 due to being 'too obvious'.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Glad Anita went: she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Harsh but fair.

Quite right. Sugar must be going soft not to have pointed it out. That blonde piece looks a bit high maintenance. Keep her in for a while, though

 

[Skaville]

That Geordie bloke was a horrible, snidey wanker. How the f*** could anyone work with that twat?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Would it be mean to make the point that every time Anita came on screen, I was irresistably reminded of one of THESE:

 

[Skaville]

Would it be mean to make the point that every time Anita came on screen, I was irresistably reminded of one of THESE:

Yes it would. That dog clearly has a very wide mouth. Anita had the smallest mouth known to man.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yes it would. That dog clearly has a very wide mouth. Anita had the smallest mouth known to man.

But also the smallest recorded distance between her nose and her ever-turned up top lip?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Anyway, my mistake. It wasn't a pug I was thinking of. It was a Pekingese

I'm never going to breed a Crufts-winner with that kind of poor knowledge, am I?

 

[Taybha]

Good strategy sir alan fire the mingers 1st

 

[csider]

the woman who got fired had the head of a dwarf or what ever you call em now on the body of a correctly proportioned person