THANKS to a VERY nice LADY on Tuesday

[Ernest]

I HAD an UNFORTUNATE experience on TUESDAY and I got lost COMING out of the GROUND and couldn't FIND my parents.

I asked this TWAT if I could USE his phone to RING them and HE told me to f*** off as I might STEAL it and I was in TEARS till this LOVELY old LADY looked after me and SAID she would FIND them for ME.

Thank YOU once again,

ERNETS

 

[Woodchip]

For once Ernie, the slowest troll in the west, cracks a funny.

Did she give you and SAUCE though?

 

[Birdie Boy]

I HAD an UNFORTUNATE experience on TUESDAY and I got lost COMING out of the GROUND and couldn't FIND my parents.

I asked this TWAT if I could USE his phone to RING them and HE told me to f*** off as I might STEAL it and I was in TEARS till this LOVELY old LADY looked after me and SAID she would FIND them for ME.

Thank YOU once again,

ERNETS

:snigger:

 

[Papak]

I approve of this thread (for ONCE).

 

[Kumquat]

Was she SAUCEy?

 

[Everest]

Did she have a SAUSAGE?

 

[Bean]

haha

 

[vulture]

did lady gull show you her stockings

 

[KZNSeagull]

I hope you kicked your Dad in the ARS for being in the BAR instead of looking after you.

 

[Lady Gull]

I didn't realise you were such a short arse Ernest!!!

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Well done Ernest, I actually laughed at that one

 

[Garage_Doors]

This is a first, one of his threads I found funny, the capitals spoilt it though.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

she was looking after the ARS

 

[Lady Gull]

I've just re-read his post - less of the old please!!!!!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Have you sold my fecking coat yet! If you have I want some recompence! You good looking young man!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Oh by the way, what does ARS mean, I am not in on that joke, being a gobby JCL!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Oh by the way, what does ARS mean, I am not in on that joke, being a gobby JCL!

Yes you are

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Albion Real Supporters

Or at least it USED to

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Yes you are

Its been a long day Tony ---enlighten me!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I did #18