Thai Brides

[junior]

Anyone got one? Been with one? Thought about it?


Ive been thinking about buying a wife from Thiland for a laugh,but then i see the ones from Eastern Europe are much more attractive

 

[El Presidente]

Ernest has one, he is probably the best to ask.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i think i know someone who has one

 

[Biscuit]

Ive been thinking about buying a wife from Thiland for a laugh,but then i see the ones from Eastern Europe are much more attractive

What about a Russian?

 

[Buzzer]

Anyone got one? Been with one? Thought about it?


Ive been thinking about buying a wife from Thiland for a laugh,but then i see the ones from Eastern Europe are much more attractive

for a laugh?

People do karaoke or go on a space hopper for a laugh. Didn't think they bought thai brides.

 

[macky]

i married a thai girl
and i will tell you something
i would never go wit ha english girl again
its a different class

 

[El Presidente]

i married a thai girl
and i will tell you something
i would never go wit ha english girl again
its a different class

And they don't criticise your shit spelling and grammar either.

 

[El Presidente]

Re: Re: Thai Brides

What about a Russian?

Russian girls are sensational, I do there about half a dozen times a year, and it is honey central over there.

 

[British Bulldog]

No more wives for me thanks wherever they're from. Divorces are getting too expensive!

 

[junior]

Dont you have to put up with people looking at you in the street,thinking that you "bought" your wife?

Thats why i thought a European one may be better?

 

[bhaexpress]

i married a thai girl
and i will tell you something
i would never go wit ha english girl again
its a different class

Filipina's are quite different too

 

[macky]

And they don't criticise your shit spelling and grammar either.

grammer maybe whats wrong with the spelling

 

[Biscuit]

And they don't criticise your shit spelling and grammar either.

they also
dont mind if
you talk in a
staggered way

 

[macky]

Dont you have to put up with people looking at you in the street,thinking that you "bought" your wife?

Thats why i thought a European one may be better?

there problem dont bother me
i know the truth of it
if you arent big enough to get over that you arent big enough to get married

 

[Buzzer]

whore in the bedroom and slave in the kitchen innit?

Anyone noticed that every other pub now seems to do thai food?

You reckon the landlords get staff discount from the mail order company.

What's wrong with trying to get a lovely English girl and courting her the old fashioned way - beers, thai curry and then one up the rusty sheriff's badge.

 

[macky]

they also
dont mind if
you talk in a
staggered way

i will tell you you what they do like
they like a man who is a man a proper man that is
you know the type i mean
the type who that if he wants to take the piss does when the other man can see him
not a keyboard warrior
so i think you are probaly better off sticking to wanking over them
on the internet

 

[macky]

whore in the bedroom and slave in the kitchen innit?

Anyone noticed that every other pub now seems to do thai food?

You reckon the landlords get staff discount from the mail order company.

What's wrong with trying to get a lovely English girl and courting her the old fashioned way - beers, thai curry and then one up the rusty sheriff's badge.

show me a lovely english girl
that is why more and more men are getting married to
thai russian girl etc etc

 

[Biscuit]

there problem dont bother me
i know the truth of it
if you arent big enough to get over that you arent big enough to get married

Come again? If you don't like the idea of buying your wife, and people knowing you bought your wife, your not big enough to get married? Surely, if you have to buy a wife and cant pull the normal way that says more about how 'big' someone is..? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

 

[El Presidente]

i will tell you you what they do like
they like a man who is a man a proper man that is
you know the type i mean

The type that BUYS them from a catalogue?

 

[Biscuit]

i will tell you you what they do like
they like a man who is a man a proper man that is
you know the type i mean
the type who that if he wants to take the piss does when the other man can see him
not a keyboard warrior
so i think you are probaly better off sticking to wanking over them
on the internet

Whats up?
did I
touch a
nerve?


Learn to take a joke, christ.