Terrible news

[H block]

Have just heard the news on CNN and its awlful.In this day and age I find it incredible that these things are still happening.Surely someone can do something about it.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Have just heard the news on CNN and its awlful.In this day and age I find it incredible that these things are still happening.Surely someone can do something about it.

 

[Caveman]

 

[Scotty Mac]

what has happened?

 

[London Irish]

Have just heard the news on CNN and its awlful.In this day and age I find it incredible that these things are still happening.Surely someone can do something about it.

McCammon is starting on Saturday

 

[sullyupthewing]

what has happened?

My wife has run off with my best mate, I will miss him.

 

[SK1NT]

Have just heard the news on CNN and its awlful.In this day and age I find it incredible that these things are still happening.Surely someone can do something about it.

can't even spell awful

 

[H block]

I just hope its not as bad as first thought but the way they are going on about it I fear the worst.

 

[SK1NT]

I just hope its not as bad as first thought but the way they are going on about it I fear the worst.

you really are a pratt and not funny at all.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I just hope its not as bad as first thought but the way they are going on about it I fear the worst.

Its not this story is it?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/24/eyebrow.record.ap/index.html

 

[H block]

Re: Re: Terrible news

can't even spell awful

Sorry about the spelling but I`m quite shaken up over it.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Re: Re: Re: Terrible news

Sorry about the spelling but I`m quite shaken up over it.

Are you sure you are not stirred.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

No - it's this one......



The French Government announced today that it has raised its terror
alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are Surrender and
Collaborate.

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

 

[Mr Burns]

 

[London Irish]

No - it's this one......



The French Government announced today that it has raised its terror
alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are Surrender and
Collaborate.

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

Come on, American right-wing humour websites must have produced something more up to date than that Iraq invasion-date stuff

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Come on, American right-wing humour websites must have produced something more up to date than that Iraq invasion-date stuff

Behave - I have to hold down a day job as well as writing material for the right-wing American websites....

I used to write for the Mail, but they sacked me for being too liberal.

 

[Gully]

The Mail would have sacked you if you had half a brain, er no hang on a minute, you only need half a brain to work for them anyway...

 

[RexCathedra]

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military

Go visit the Ossuaire at Verdun and say that with a straight face.

Hateful prat.

 

[NMH]

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military

Go visit the Ossuaire at Verdun and say that with a straight face.

Hateful prat.

A bit spiteful there ain't ya Rex?
People are having a little laugh at france's expense and you come at it from that angle?

Is yours an American sense of humour?
I hope not.

 

[RexCathedra]

I'd still be a subject of the Crown if it weren't for the French, for which they are due my undying respect.