Terrible jokes here please.

[Brightonfan1983]

I'll start.

I understand that the police are looking into the pitch invasions at
Elland Road. So far, they've searched the Championship but have been
unable to find any Leeds.

 

[Frutos]

What do The Championship and a cordless drill have in common?

No Leeds.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Whats the difference between Leeds and the Titanic?

When the Titanic went down everyone was upset.

(sorry, just made that up)

 

[Trufflehound]

Q: What's the difference between Leeds and a bunch of two-bit no-hopers with egos the size of Jupiter who are still trying to live off faded memories of their "massive" past history without realising it just makes them a laughing stock in the eyes of everyone else?

A: Er, nothing.

 

[tedebear]

Whats a bears favourite pasta?

Taggliateddy!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dennis Wise.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

whats red, and smells like blue paint



















red paint

 

[robbied69]

After recent scams including blue peter and richard and judy about there false competitions Man United have came out and claimed they got entered in a competition they had no chance of winnning!!!

 

[Mendoza]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?


He's all right now

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Did you hear about the man who couldnt come?


He sent his brother.

 

[Muzzman]

Q What's Red and invisible?

A No tomatos.

 

[Muzzman]

Q. What's Green and invisible?

A. This Cabbage.

 

[Mendoza]

a skeleton went to a bar

he asked for a pint
























and a mop

 

[Pevenseagull]

a seal pup walks into a club

 

[The Timekeeper]

Linford Cristie goes into a golf club and asks... How much for a round. Pro replys this is a private club mate you can't play here, there is a club 10 minutes down the road that will let you play.....
But I'm Linford Cristie he says.... Pro replys well Ok then 3 minutes down the road.

 

[Trufflehound]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

 

[bhaexpress]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road ?

To see his flat mate.

 

[Mendoza]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

He then joined the D.N.A - The National Dyslexic Association

 

[Muzzman]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road ?

To see his flat mate.

I think that's the first joke I was ever told...

CLASSIC

 

[Trufflehound]

I had a shock last night when the doctor told me I was schizophrenic.

I was beside myself.