Sussex vs Unicorns match thread

[bhafc99]

See our disgraced boys have now been made to play a team that ISN'T EVEN A PROPER TEAM as punishment for this piss poor start to the season.

We've stumbled to 71/1 off 10 overs.

 

[bhafc99]

255-8 (40 overs)

 

[Colossal Squid]

Ooooh 255, that's going to be hard to beat... NOT

Why the f*** are we always putting in such half arsed performances? Just for ONCE I'd like something to celebrate as a Sussex fan.

Last five overs just dribbled by at 8 runs an over. SNORE

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

sussex never get anything right i mean they even have the same sponsors as palace ,what are they thinking about

 

[brightonmark1234]

34-0

 

[brightonmark1234]

42-0

 

[brightonmark1234]

Unicorns: 53-0 (7.0 overs

 

[Slough Seagull]

17 runs for the Unicorns off the last over

 

[brightonmark1234]

Unicorns: 59-0 (7.5 overs

 

[Slough Seagull]

Unicorns require another 110 runs with 8 wickets and 16 overs remaining...

 

[Slough Seagull]

Unicorns require another 80 runs with 7 wickets and 60 balls remaining

 

[brightonmark1234]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)

Unicorns 187/4 (32.2/40 ov)

Unicorns require another 69 runs with 6 wickets and 46 balls remaining

 

[brightonmark1234]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)

Unicorns 191/4 (33.0/40 ov)

Unicorns require another 65 runs with 6 wickets and 42 balls remaining

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Last wicket:-

KA Parsons c Gatting b Keegan 22

It would help if Sussex realised that having CRICKETERS in the side, rather than retired FOOTBALLERS, was the way to win games.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)

Unicorns 207/5 (36.1/40 ov)

Unicorns require another 49 runs with 5 wickets and 23 balls remaining

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)

Unicorns 209/6 (36.4/40 ov)

Unicorns require another 47 runs with 4 wickets and 20 balls remaining

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)

Unicorns 209/7 (37.0/40 ov)

Unicorns require another 47 runs with 3 wickets and 18 balls remaining

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Three wickets in one over?

Who does Kirtley think he is? It's a TEAM game, ffs.

 

[Everest]

We might just scrape this. Are Unicorns playing blindfolded?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sussex 255/8 (40/40 ov)
Unicorns 211 (38.2/40 ov)

Match over.

Another flukey victory.