Suggest a present for the poster above you

[Brighton Breezy]

Easy peasy lemon squeezy christmas style thread.

Simply suggest an apt present for the previous poster.

 

[Yoda]

A hair cut.

 

[Trigger]

The search facility back. (for richie)

 

[fatboy]

A shave

 

[Lush]

A less chavvy baseball cap



FOR TRIGGER

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Bugger. Im guessing this thread has been done before while I was on leave from NSC.

Sorry.

 

[Del Boy]

a car

 

[fatboy]

Bugger. Im guessing this thread has been done before while I was on leave from NSC.

And it made a good footprint.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

For Fatboy.


Lots of gay alcopops drinks.

 

[Pevenseagull]

for Richie

some earplugs or some proper music



(and thank you Mr CrabtreeBHA for you kind offer but I am quite happy with my upper class membership - I will allow you a quick stroke of my EXCLUSIVE gold tie at some point if you behave yourself - I have not posted this gift offering below you as I do not wish to attract more gift suggestions as I have everything I could wish for - I AM GOLD - additionally I have not posted this below you as it is inappropriate for a GOLD MEMBER to be below a proliteriate standard member .........enjoy the cricket all the same .........roll on Summer - despite the Albion's stirling efforts to make this yet another nailbiter of a season the prospect of the Ashes means that the next six months on Earth are mere detail)

 

[Marc]

for pevenseagull.....a season pass IN THE CHEAP SEATS (so I can have his GOLD MEMBER status )

 

[fatboy]

Hair.

 

[Marc]

I'd only return it anyway!

how about...Footballing talent for Fatboy

 

[Safeway]

A gay, arse-raping session.

 

[Safeway]

That was actually ment for Fatboy but I'm sure the coffee-fuelled CARBBERS wouldn't turn it down.

 

[oapdodge]

A beer or 2, 3 or 4.

 

[fatboy]

A small chav.

 

[oapdodge]

Got one

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

a bobby zamora

 

[Brighton Breezy]

A kinky female gerbil.