Stupid things you used to believe...

[Easy 10]

Probably been done before, but its always worth another airing as we've got a few newbies floating around now.

Anyway. I used to think that when the batteries ran out on a radio, all the DJ's and the songs would gradually start...to......slow..........dooooown..........like on a tape recorder when the batteries start to go. How thick is that ?

I also used to think you had to wee in a girl to make her pregnant. What a stupid child I was. Anyone else ?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

You tellin me I've pissin in my missus for nowt??.

Bugger.

 

[tedebear]

I used to believe (blame my Grandma) that if I ate pips of any description the requisite tree would grow out my ears....

 

[Hiney]

I also used to think you had to wee in a girl to make her pregnant. What a stupid child I was. Anyone else ?

Sex wee??

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I used to believe when I was tiny that England were a better football side than Scotland. Thankfully grown out of that

 

[alan partridge]

I believed Richie when he said a fanzine was coming out.












sorry, been having fanzine joke withdrawal syptoms recently

 

[Silent Bob]

Probably been done before, but its always worth another airing as we've got a few newbies floating around now.

Anyway. I used to think that when the batteries ran out on a radio, all the DJ's and the songs would gradually start...to......slow..........dooooown..........like on a tape recorder when the batteries start to go. How thick is that ?

I used to think that the artists were there performing the songs

 

[Soton Seagull]

That girl's wee out their bums!

 

[tedebear]

That girl's wee out their bums!

Thats understandable - quite a few men know naff all about womens anatomy!!

 

[Lammy]

I used to believe that the fruit around the pip was there to fertilise the pip when it fell off the tree/bush.

 

[Lammy]

That girl's wee out their bums!

Where DO they wee from then?

 

[Marc]

I used to believe that babys came out the BELLY BUTTON
you can imagine my disgust at the tender age of 8 when my old man decided to get drunk one evening and tell me exactly where they came from.....think that was the sole reason for my mum divorcing him some years later

 

[tedebear]

Where DO they wee from then?

I rest my case!!

 

[Biscuit]

That North Stand Chat was a free, fair, unrepressed sanctuary to discuss the football of Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club, and to comment on matters directly and indirectly affecting our club…

Ridiculous looking back on it..

-Eaton Frog

 

[eastlondonseagull]

For years I used to believe that Methodists worshipped zebras.

And that satellite tv presenters were actually based in space

 

[Easy 10]

I also used to think that the world would turn upside down while we were alseep, and would be right-way up again when we woke up. But then I realised this can't be right, as the pictures would have fallen off the walls, and my pens would have fallen out of my penholder.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

My nephew hates bathtime. Thinks he'll be sucked down the plug hole when he pulls the plug out.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Thats understandable - quite a few men know naff all about womens anatomy!!

I think you owe it to woman-kind to educate us then.

All those men interested in tedebear's lesson on the anatomy of females, sign up below.

 

[Biscuit]

Sign me up!

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-Eaton Frog

 

[Rangdo]

Thats understandable - quite a few men know naff all about womens anatomy!!

That was said with feeling. Bad experience ?