Steward alert for tomorrow

[balloonboy]

Just to warn you - I hear the stewards are going to be extra vigilant tomorrow....they're a bit nervous that we've virtually sold our allocation. May be a good idea to turn up a tad earlier than normal. Also, if you're taking balloons/yellow pages, etc, make sure they're as inconspicuous as poss!

 

[Locky]

Most all QPR stewards can't speak a word of English.........they were terrible at the LDV game.

 

[Gwylan]

The organisation at Loftus Road has been shambolic the last two times I've been there I missed the kick-off even though I've been in plenty of time. It was like visiting the Orient again.

I'm aiming to allow about 25 minutes this time.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Just to warn you - I hear the stewards are going to be extra vigilant tomorrow....they're a bit nervous that we've virtually sold our allocation. May be a good idea to turn up a tad earlier than normal. Also, if you're taking balloons/yellow pages, etc, make sure they're as inconspicuous as poss!

Steward: 'Excuse me sir, could you explain why exactly you're carrying a sixteen hundred and fifty page copy of the Brighton Area 2003/04 Yellow Pages?'

BHAFC Supporter: 'Er..Um...Can I phone a friend?'

 

[Marc]

Re: Re: Steward alert for tomorrow

Steward: 'Excuse me sir, could you explain why exactly you're carrying a sixteen hundred and fifty page copy of the Brighton Area 2003/04 Yellow Pages?'

BHAFC Supporter: 'Er..Um...Can I phone a friend?'

genios!

 

[Kenhead]

Re: Re: Steward alert for tomorrow

Steward: 'Excuse me sir, could you explain why exactly you're carrying a sixteen hundred and fifty page copy of the Brighton Area 2003/04 Yellow Pages?'

BHAFC Supporter: 'Er..Um...Can I phone a friend?'

Lmao!! that is so funny!!

 

[Artois]

they were terrible at the LDV game.

I don't know. Rougvie got on quite well with them.

 

[mitch]

tear up your yellow pages put it in a rucksack shreaded and when the steward stops you tell them

my hamster gets lonely when i go to the football so i brought him with me and not to put thier hand in the bag as he bites

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So what's the excuse if they ask about the 1600 shredded pages in your pocket?

"I'm going to a wedding after the game perhaps, and so are my 3000 fellow fans"?

If they try to confiscate them on the grounds of littering the stadium, the easy solution is to drop it all outside the stadium, thus littering only the surrounding area ;o)

 

[Kenhead]

I was going to do something like that mitch, going to take a carrier bag in my bag and rip the pages up on the train, all the little bits i'm going to put in the other bag and tie the bag up so none of the picecs go in to my main bag!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

they were terrible at the LDV game.

1 of them told me to sit in my seat and the other 1 told me to sit were you like. I also missed 25 minutes of the 2nd half cuing up for a hotdog of which they had non-off. i didn't need 2 say that but i had 2

 

[El Presidente]

1 of them told me to sit in my seat and the other 1 told me to sit were you like. I also missed 25 minutes of the 2nd half cuing up for a hotdog of which they had non-off. i didn't need 2 say that but i had 2

Can you repeat that in English please

 

[Easy 10]

1 of them told me to sit in my seat and the other 1 told me to sit were you like. I also missed 25 minutes of the 2nd half cuing up for a hotdog of which they had non-off. i didn't need 2 say that but i had 2

You had 2 ? I thought they'd run out.

 

[Safeway]

1 of them told me to sit in my seat and the other 1 told me to sit were you like. I also missed 25 minutes of the 2nd half cuing up for a hotdog of which they had non-off. i didn't need 2 say that but i had 2

What the f***?

 

[berkshire seagull]

This match has trouble writen all over it thats for sure

 

[Safeway]

Shame you won't be there to see it, Berks.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah and funny enough a load of mates wanted to go to this one and would have been about 12 or so,but due to the crap ams anyway its pointless.

Mind you still tempted to roam around the pubs etc,but come the morning i'll say f***-it anyway and go out on the piss earlier here.