Steven Gerrard is a diving CHEAT.

[Withdean Wanderer]

That is all.

 

[defrocked priest]

I'd still want him in the England squad.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That is not all. He is also a money grabbing, light fingered, scouse ****.

 

[RM-Taylor]

That is the main reason I think he is a complete wanker

But careful, there'll be some on here who won't believe that and will say he's the best midfielder in the world. Bollocks.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

And he has a schoolboy haircut

 

[Scotty Mac]

hes the best midfielder in the world

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Bin dipping fairy.

 

[fatboy]

At least he bothers to play

 

[Jamie]

A liverpool player diveng for penalties.. really, shock, horror.. ever heard of Kenny Daglish in front of the Cop.

next you will be surprised that man u, Liverpool, Arsenal get 5 minutes of injury time if they need a goal or that the Leeds Goalie Gary Sprake admitted that Dirty Leeds bribed the refs!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In other news, the Pope sensationally reveals his long held Catholic beliefs. Stay tuned for more.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

hes the best midfielder in the world

bollocks

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Steven Gerrard "I want to concentrate on my football and I am not willing to sign a new contract yet".

Chelsea and various other clubs signal their interest.

Cue, a £30k a week pay rise offer.

Steven Gerrard "It has always been about Liverpool and no one else. I bleed red and have the love of this city and the people in my heart".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gerrard seems to be untouchable in the eyes of the press.

I don't know why: if Ronaldo fell about in the same manner as Gerrard does, he'd be headline news.

Oh hang on, I've just looked it up: it seems that having a go at Saint Stevie contravenes Section 1(4)(b) of the Offending of Scousers Act 1991:


A person who intentionally or recklessly, uses words, or displays writing, sign or other visual representation, causing harassment, alarm or distress to a person normally resident of the City of Liverpool, intending thereby that such a person should be so harassed, alarmed or distressed, commits an offence.

Please note: for Professional Scousers (defined as a person who trades on a professional basis off their credentials as a bona fide citizen of Liverpool ["Scouser"] yet resides for more than 11 months and three weeks of a calendar year in Surrey and/or Berkshire, please refer to sub-section 4ii, Offending of Scousers Act 1991 (McCartney-Cilla Revision).

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

That is all.

Finally someone talking sense.....i've been saying this for ages....the guy is a disgrace.

 

[NMH]

A liverpool player diveng for penalties.. really, shock, horror.. ever heard of Kenny Daglish in front of the Cop.

In front of which cop? Did he arrest him?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In front of which cop? Did he arrest him?

I would LOVE to try that.

"Evening Sarge, this is Stevie, been nicked on suspicion of fraud"

 

[Nemesis]

What a surprise-yet another anti-Gerrard thread started by Manc Wank Wanderer.

 

[Whitterz]

He's a scouser, of course he's a cheat!!

 

[SNOOBS]

Great player

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Great player

...for his club