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Spinal Tap



del strangefish

Well-known member
Nov 1, 2008
1,633
Back of North Stand
5 days untill the next match!?!
Bored of silly transfer rumours?
As long as I can still have the sex and drugs. I can do without the rock'n'Roll
Lets have some Spinal Tap Quotes :rock::bhasign:
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Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.


This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
 








Hotchilidog

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Jan 24, 2009
9,021
"We had a stonehenge monument that was in danger of being crushed by a DWARF! This tended to understate the hugeness of the object!"
 












ArcticBlue

New member
Sep 4, 2011
951
Sussex Inlander
another

Derek Smalls: We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water. »
 




e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,270
Worthing
'Puts everything in perspective'
'Yes, too much F^&*(^g perspective'
 






Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
"We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."
 


Grassman

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Jun 12, 2008
2,593
Tun Wells
Great stuff - my favourite film of all time! Saw them at The Royal Albert Hall back in the day, supported by A Mighty Wind. Hilarious.

"We've got to go and sit in the lobby and wait for the limo"
"This twisted old fruit"
"I'm just as god made me sir"

None of the above three sound that funny to the uninitiated do they? But I'm laughing my head off!

"How much more black could it be, and the answers none more, none more black"
 
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BobbySmith

New member
Oct 25, 2004
844
Worthing
'I could play Stairway to Heaven on my guitar when i was just 21 and Jimmy Page did not write until he was 27 ?, I think that says a lot'
 






Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
David St Hubbins writes his own epitaph:

"Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"

:clap:
 


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