spearmint rhino?

[driller]

anyone been dancing at this fine establishment yet?

if so what is it like expensive or cheap. worth it or not?

thinking about going this weekend

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I went to one on Bouremuff they rub their tits in your ear and the arses in your groin

 

[nail-Z]

I've been to the one in London which was quite classy, as far as titty bars go. A life experience I wouldn't be without.

A bit pricey but worth it - although couldn't afford to develop a habit. A definate recommendation for a one-off.

 

[bristolseagull]

f***ing ACE, fit birds and they smell amazing.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Went to one in sheffield. Was impressed with the girl at the top of the pole hands free

 

[hart's shirt]

f***ing ACE, fit birds and they smell amazing.

Does that mean they smell of spearmint rather than rhino?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Does that mean they smell of spearmint rather than rhino?

I hope not, because the smell of RHINO gives me the HORN. I said, RHINO...HOR...oh please yerselves

 

[NMH]

I hope not, because the smell of RHINO gives me the HORN. I said, RHINO...HOR...oh please yerselves

Thankyou, Man of Frankie Howar..... I mean 'Harveys'.

 

[Les Biehn]

Fit as bird rubs tits in your face and arse in your groin for large chunk of money and yet you can't touch, can't knock one out and have no chance of pulling said fittie. Well that sounds ace.

 

[Simster]

Fit as bird rubs tits in your face and arse in your groin for large chunk of money and yet you can't touch, can't knock one out and have no chance of pulling said fittie. Well that sounds ace.

Well said.

The ones in Bournemouth and Tottenham Court Road are both chock full of absolute hotties, so it makes it all the more frustrating. And it quickly turns into a very expensive night.

Conversely, the strip joints in Blackpool are considerably cheaper and the talent remains acceptable. The problem here is that you have to go to Blackpool, which is a f***ing shithole.

 

[Lokki 7]

and have no chance of pulling said fittie.

Speak for yourself.

 

[csider]

Fit as bird rubs tits in your face and arse in your groin for large chunk of money and yet you can't touch, can't knock one out and have no chance of pulling said fittie. Well that sounds ace.

Word Bro'

Better sneaking off to have the full works for £60 with a selection of Night Ho's in the preston Street location, so I am told.

 

[Les Biehn]

Probably just better off getting down some cheese hole club spending 30 bar getting shit faced and then pulling some strumpet.

 

[Les Biehn]

Strip clubs for me are places where ugly blokes who's standards are to high go.

 

[Les Biehn]

Speak for yourself.

Pulling is not the same as paying a grand for a handjob behind the curtain.

 

[Marc]

The one in london was shit, the one in Bmuff was'nt that great. The more underground titty twister places are the better ones, if you ever go to Edinburgh then you simply MUST go to The Pubic Triangle

 

[Timbo]

I went to Top Totty a couple of weeks ago and had done a 100 quid within 20 minutes. Too much pressure and too expensive, no wonder the place was empty. Far rather somewhere like the Scotsman, even if the birds are a bit ropey.

 

[csider]

I would rather go out, have drinks and meet a girl without having to throw money at her the whole time she keeps an inch away from me, not even turning me on, as I know there is NO chance of any snatch action.

 

[Les Biehn]

I used to know a couple of birds who worked at Top Totty and they weren't that great. Big boobs but both were spotty and one was fat.

 

[Lokki 7]

Pulling is not the same as paying a grand for a handjob behind the curtain.

Really? Those bouncers have great big hands though so it is worth the money.