Somebody had to
Nope - can't see that one catching on...
Worth a tryPosh Spice is a slapper
her fella is a spazz
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cristian Baz
Ohhhhhh Cristian Baz
Did a very long wazzz
Just like Gary Hart
And his very long fart
Ohhh Gary Hart
Gary Gary gary Hart.....
Posh Spice is a slapper
her fella is a spazz
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cristian Baz