Songs for Leeds.

[Caveman]

Obviously the ..... "You're not a big club any more"

And I am sure there will be a few about Wise. Wasn't there a rumour about Wise?
:safeway2:

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have one - to the tune of the Blondie classic;

Dennis, Dennis,
You nasty little runt.
Dennis, Dennis,
Why are you such a c*nt?
Dennis, Deni-is,
I really do hate you-oo-oo.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Wise Wise
Wherever you may be
Youve taken leeeds
to division three
You wont win a cup
you wont win a shield
your biggest tie
will be Huddersfield

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Theres a Wooly over there
over there
and He's wearing brown air wair
Brown air wair
with his primark jumper halfway up his back
he's a f*cking Wooly-Back

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Theres a Wooly over there
over there
and He's wearing brown air wair
Brown air wair
with his primark jumper halfway up his back
he's a f*cking Wooly-Back

Now, I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and was always led to believe that a wooly was someone from Wigan, Widnes, St.Helens etc. I think someone from Leeds was just 'a twat'.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Now, I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and was always led to believe that a wooly was someone from Wigan, Widnes, St.Helens etc. I think someone from Leeds was just 'a twat'.

An excellent theory Watson, however Tranmere were giving this to Leeds the other week, so I put it to you that anyone over that way qualifies.

 

[pornomagboy]

from psv to sussex by the sea, we hate leeds

 

[RM-Taylor]

Cheer up Dennis Wise,
Oh what can it be to a,
Sad short midget bastard,
And a shit football team.

Repeat numerous times

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Taxi for dennis wise

 

[Mendoza]

3-0 and you still dont sing













what??

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Uncle Ken's a fraudster;
He'd sell his wife for crack.
If you lend him a pound;
You'll only get 10p back.

I shall take early retirement from songwriting.

 

[Caveman]

Cheer up Dennis Wise,
Oh what can it be to a,
Sad short midget bastard,
And a shit football team.

Repeat numerous times

I didn't realise just how short he was....

Real name Dennis Wise
Height 5.06
Weight 9.05
Date of birth 16-12-1966
Place of birth Kensington
Position Midfielder
Nationality England
International Caps 21
International Goals 1

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Now, I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and was always led to believe that a wooly was someone from Wigan, Widnes, St.Helens etc. I think someone from Leeds was just 'a twat'.

Just for you though KFC.

Theres a Twat over there
over there
and he's wearing brown Air-Wair
brown Air Wair
With his Primark jumper halfway up his back
He's a F*cking Leeds Twat.

 

[pornomagboy]

Uncle Ken's a fraudster;
He'd sell his wife for crack.
If you lend him a pound;
You'll only get 10p back.

I shall take early retirement from songwriting.

thats class well done

i shall be singing that at the match

 

[hans kraay fan club]

International Caps 21

And people think McClaren's bad!

 

[Caveman]

Suppose we could all sing the "Umper Lumpa" song? Along the lines of this....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bxgGrlsoMHU

 

[Starry]

Uncle Ken's a fraudster;
He'd sell his wife for crack.
If you lend him a pound;
You'll only get 10p back.

I shall take early retirement from songwriting.

pssst. is it too late for a lyrical revision? it's 11p

 

[unnameable]

Sussex are the champions!

 

[Horsham Gull]

going down,going down,going down

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good point unnameable. Wouldn't Saturday have been a BRILLIANT day to parade the CC trophy?