Songs for bIthENTE RODRIGUEZ

[Simster]

Vicente wooooooooooaa
Vicente wooooooooooaa
He comes from Eastern Spain
To f*** up Palace again.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

We've got Vicente
You've got Glenn Murray
We've got Vicente
You've got Glenn Murray

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is it a BEE? Is it a VEE? No ... It's SUPERMAN

 

[Biscuit]

I met him on a beach on the Costa del sol
where we played football and I told him all about
GUS POYET.
GUS, GUS, GUS, GUS, POYET!!

 

[Brighton Boy]

Vicente wooooooooooaa
Vicente wooooooooooaa
He put the pen to paper
and now he's gonna rape ya.

In a footballing sense obviously

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Swagger jagger

He's the DAGGER
He's the DAGGER
He's gonna bring some spanish flair
He's a champy-ions league finalist
and hes got, sexy Hair

 

[sam86]

To Swagger jagger

He's the DAGGER
He's the DAGGER
He's gonna bring some spanish flair
He's a champy-ions league finalist
and hes got, sexy Hair

 

[Rich Suvner]

Any chance we could come up with one that used the tune of the Valencia/Spanish anthem? A bit like the French anthem Cantona song.

From YouTube clips the Spanish anthem sounds more promising
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Rather than just re-hashes of the same old tunes used by other clubs.

 

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice es un percutor
A ella le gusta alguna entrada posterior
Y cuando es follar Beckham
Ella piensa en Vicente

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

That is massively gay...I love it!

 

[Simster]

Posh Spice es un percutor
A ella le gusta alguna entrada posterior
Y cuando es follar Beckham
Ella piensa en Vicente

He is VALENCIAN, so:

Posh Spice és un percussor
A ella li agrada alguna entrada posterior
I quan és follar Beckham
Ella pensa en Vicente

 

[KJP]

He runs on the left, he runs on the riiiggght, Vicente Rodriguez, makes Messi look shite

 

[Gazwag]

He is VALENCIAN, so:

Posh Spice és un percussor
A ella li agrada alguna entrada posterior
I quan és follar Beckham
Ella pensa en Vicente

I bow to your greater knowledge of the language (google only gave me the choice of spanish)

 

[Simster]

He runs on the left, he runs on the riiiggght, Vicente Rodriguez, makes Messi look shite

Like. Although perhaps replace Messi with Murray for the Palace game?

 

[Simster]

I bow to your greater knowledge of the language (google only gave me the choice of spanish)

Schoolboy error. Catalan is also available.



(Catalan and Valencian are basically the same thing)

 

[Telford Seagull]

how about this?

Vicente rodriguez
you are the love of my life
Vicente rodriguez
i'd let you shag my wife
Vicente rodriguez
i want Spanish flair toooooooo!!

 

[Biscuit]

To Swagger jagger

He's the DAGGER
He's the DAGGER
He's gonna bring some spanish flair
He's a champy-ions league finalist
and hes got, sexy Hair

I swear that song is just 'Oh my Darling Clementine.'

 

[house your seagull]

(Catalan and Valencian are basically the same thing)

don't say that a valenciano ...

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Yeah Yeah
Let's go up with Vicente
Yeah Yeah
Let's go up with Vicente

(Rizzle Kicks)

 

[Turkey]

He plays on the left....
He plays on the riiiiight
Vicente Rodriguez
Makes Maxi look shite!