Song for Wayno?

[modell]

As we prepare for the cliched 6 pointer at the weekend howsabout a few new songs...

Whatabout a song for Wayno Henderson and considering all the attention his girlfriend is getting...

'He's tall, he's a Mick...
His girlfriend's really fit,
Henderson, Henderson.'

Now i know this is let down by the fact that Mick and fit dont rhyme and that the word Mick hasnt been used to describe the Oirish since 1930s gangster films but...can anybody do better?

PO.

 

[pishhead]

plus the fact hes only 5 ft 11 which is not very tall.

 

[Yorkie]

He has one which he likes

Ireland's, Ireland's number one