Song for Bridcutt

[HH Brighton]

In all honesty I'm too old to be posting about songs for players but we really need a song for Liam Bridcutt and I came up with this version of the barmy army Mitchell Johnson song:

Ashes 2010-2011: Sydney: Mitchell Johnson Barmy Army song first baller on Day 4 - YouTube

‘He sprays the ball left
He sprays the ball right
Liam Bridcutt he’ll pass it all night’

What do you think? Nice and simple and slow enough for everyone to join in.

 

[BearwoodSeagull]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

 

[ees complicated no?]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

This is actually worth a shot.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Olé olé olé olé, Liam, Liam.

 

[Giraffe]

The Liam Bridcutt Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Song

Oh you, little Liam Bridcutt
Little Liam Bridcutt we love you
Oh yes, little Liam Bridcutt, Little Liam Bridcutt we love you
Up, down, bouncing all around, passing all day long
Bang Bang little Liam Bridcutt, lets sing this song again
Bang Bang little Liam Bridcutt, lets sing this song again.....
And repeat

 

[SeagullSongs]

The Liam Bridcutt Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Song

Oh you, little Liam Bridcutt
Little Liam Bridcutt we love you
Oh yes, little Liam Bridcutt, Little Liam Bridcutt we love you
Up, down, bouncing all around, passing all day long
Bang Bang little Liam Bridcutt, lets sing this song again
Bang Bang little Liam Bridcutt, lets sing this song again.....
And repeat

That was painful to read, let alone to sing or hear

 

[finlaych]

Der der der der Liam Bridcutt (tune to f***ing useless)

 

[BearwoodSeagull]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.


Simple....does what it says on the tin.

Still think this is winning by a mile.......

 

[Birdie Boy]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

I like it!

 

[HH Brighton]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

The Liam Brid-cutt bit doesn't work, too many syllables.

 

[BearwoodSeagull]

The Liam Brid-cutt bit doesn't work, too many syllables.

I think it scans okay.....anyway, a little bit of 'off beat funky syncopation' never did any harm and .......
Whilst i agree 'there is only one Liam Bridcutt', this is better than that song!

 

[HH Brighton]

In all honesty I'm too old to be posting about songs for players but we really need a song for Liam Bridcutt and I came up with this version of the barmy army Mitchell Johnson song:

Ashes 2010-2011: Sydney: Mitchell Johnson Barmy Army song first baller on Day 4 - YouTube

‘He sprays the ball left
He sprays the ball right
Liam Bridcutt he’ll pass it all night’

What do you think? Nice and simple and slow enough for everyone to join in.

We could do the left and right actions too !!!

 

[Gazwag]

In all honesty I'm too old to be posting about songs for players but we really need a song for Liam Bridcutt and I came up with this version of the barmy army Mitchell Johnson song:

Ashes 2010-2011: Sydney: Mitchell Johnson Barmy Army song first baller on Day 4 - YouTube

‘He sprays the ball left
He sprays the ball right
Liam Bridcutt he’ll pass it all night’

What do you think? Nice and simple and slow enough for everyone to join in.

Can we put that on the wall at the back of the north stand

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

This is the best offering so far. Simple, to the point, and easy enough for most people to get it right....

 

[Ali_rrr]

He's short,
He's small,
But you'll never get the ball,
Liam Brid-cutt, Liam Brid-cutt.

Simple....does what it says on the tin.

It should just be Bridcutt at the end, adding Liam doesn't work. Good one though.

 

[Kumquat]

Go North, where the Norwich is.
Go North, where the porridge is,
Go North and we won't forgive.
Go North , then you are a div.

Stay here, where you know you're loved
Stay here, it fits you like a glove
Stay here, where....... er i'm struggling now. Can anyone help? Sure there's something in this.

 

[BearwoodSeagull]

Double post

 

[BearwoodSeagull]

It should just be Bridcutt at the end, adding Liam doesn't work. Good one though.

Ummm....might be persuaded.
I suppose either would work really......it is simple and says it all about our Midfield Maestro.
Our songs only last two choruses at best but he deserves better than the unimaginative 'theres only one...etc etc.'

 

[jonny.rainbow]

There's only one, Liam Bridcutt.
One Liam Bridcutt.
He wears blue and white.
Thinks Palace are shite.
Walking in a Bridcutt wonderland.

 

[SeagullSongs]

There's only one, Liam Bridcutt.
One Liam Bridcutt.
He wears blue and white.
Thinks Palace are shite.
Walking in a Bridcutt wonderland.

+1.