song for Balmy when we sign him next week

[NorthStandN1A]

Not sure about this one - might be difficult?

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

So 1 goal against a team in a Ryman League (no idea which one) and hes immediately a great player who we will sign ? Didnt stand out against Dover that much, made no impact against Dorchester i believe after coming on in the 63rd minute - id give him another couple of games to prove if hes consistent first.

Back on topic - something to do with "Balmy Army" - just seems natural to have that.

 

[sir albion]

If we sign him,bloody hell some people

 

[7:18]

Naylor has tweeted that we are "HOPEFUL" of signing him in Spain next week...

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Not sure about this one - might be difficult?

If it happens, then I suggest something to the tune of ' Olivers Army ' by Mr E Costello

 

[NorthStandN1A]

If we sign him,bloody hell some people

calm down sir albion this thread was a joke!! ffs "some people"

 

[ChazzyBHA]

In all seriousness this guy is meant to be a major talent, Arsenal and Tottenham wanted him not that long ago so i'm surprised he is even with us, it would be a coup

 

[vulture]

He's fat his round he takes cock up his bum balmy balmy

 

[Gazwag]

calm down sir albion this thread was a joke!! ffs "some people"

Oh, I thought it was because you were the third person to suggest Balmy Army in the other thread

 

[Thunder Bolt]

If we sign him,bloody hell some people

Albion go Balmy From The Argus)

For the development squad.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Jeremy scored with cla-ah-ah-ah-ass today.
Pearl Jam's Jeremy.

I doubt we'd throw in the bit about him biting the recess lady's breast, though.

 

[honey boy zimba]

Posh Spice is a slapper shes had most of the army but when shes shagging Beckham she thnks of Jeremy Balmy

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Other teams will have been alerted who are prepared to pay more than us. The friendlies are a shop window if a player is not under contract. Wait till he signs.

 

[MattBackHome]

Jeremy scored with cla-ah-ah-ah-ass today.
Pearl Jam's Jeremy.

I doubt we'd throw in the bit about him biting the recess lady's breast, though.

But we could add the bit about him seeming a 'harmless little f***' and hitting 'with a surprise left' - that is, if we do sign him and he appears inneffectual during a match before unleashing a left foot screamer to win it for us. But they are pretty exacting circumstances, I'll admit.