Something for all you budding chefs

[Buzzer]

A "cooking with semen" cookbook

http://www.lulu.com/browse/preview.php?fCID=4956212

mmm.....salty.

 

[Nottseagull]

Triple post - is everyone's connection slow this evening?

 

[Buzzer]

Triple post - is everyone's connection slow this evening?

Problem was my end. I was trying to get hold of some ingredients whilst typing on the laptop.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Great money-saver [ No Rating ] 22 Nov 2008
by Max McGuire
My life partner Flayra and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money - Max McGuire

Seeing that reminded me of one of your epic threads about 'salty mayo' lol

Anyway, won't ask why on earth you were looking for that but I do hope that isn't my birthday present?!

 

[Buzzer]

Salty Mayo? Dunno what you mean, AVS.

And when's your birthday? Is there a party? Marcus and I are invited n'est pas?

We HAVE to catch up by the way. Just not right now. I'm....busy.....cooking....

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Cooking With Semen - The ideal gift for the wanker in your life!

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Salty Mayo? Dunno what you mean, AVS.

And when's your birthday? Is there a party? Marcus and I are invited n'est pas?

We HAVE to catch up by the way. Just not right now. I'm....busy.....cooking....

You posted something about squid and mayo which you'd added your 'special ingredient' to. It was a while ago, may have been in one of those binfest threads like the Employment Agencies one. I'll have a look when I've got time haha

Birthday is Wednesday. No party cos haven't reached a milestone birthday yet, unlike you hehe! Yes we do have to catch up and soon! But wash your hands first eh?!

 

[Buzzer]

I really am a right little potty mouth, aren't I?

And for the record, the milestone isn't until next year...cheeky.

 

[Don Quixote]

f***ing hell, what were you looking at to come across THAT?!

 

[Buzzer]

Why does everyone keep asking that?

Look, I have interests outside of football and accountancy, you know. Just thought I'd share. Christmas and all that innit.

 

[Don Quixote]

"Some semen cooks prefer semen in it's melted state, while others enjoy ejaculating directly into the sauce pan or mixing bowl."

WTF

 

[Buzzer]

Tossed salad, anyone?

 

[Don Quixote]

only if you ejaculate directly into the mixing bowl

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I really am a right little potty mouth, aren't I?

And for the record, the milestone isn't until next MONTH...cheeky.

 

[Buzzer]

I was going to invite you round for some home cooked treats but not now

 

[Normal Rob]

hmm - brings a new meaning to 'up and coming chef'

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

On the subject of semen, I know a young lady who assists her gentlemen friends in making a small deposit onto hot toast which she then spreads like butter and has for her breakfast.

I jest not.

 

[Trufflehound]

I didn't realise this had come all over the board.

I'd better copy my post from the other one of these...

I believe they use the recipes here:

China's penis restaurant -Times Online

 

[Buzzer]

On the subject of semen, I know a young lady who assists her gentlemen friends in making a small deposit onto hot toast which she then spreads like butter and has for her breakfast.

I jest not.

Can you PM me her number, Nick?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Can you PM me her number, Nick?

You got cash to spunk then Mr B?