Some distant relatives...

[Skaville]

...visited us today and bought my six month old boy a POMPEY teddy bear. Apparently, they were unaware I am a Brighton fan (wifes side, I'd never met them). I found myself scratching my head thinking it was always a bizarrely partizan present to buy any child. So, NSC, WTF am I going to do with the aberration below?

 

[clapham_gull]

...visited us today and bought my six month old boy a POMPEY teddy bear. Apparently, they were unaware I am a Brighton fan (wifes side, I'd never met them). I found myself scratching my head thinking it was always a bizarrely partizan present to buy any child. So, NSC, WTF am I going to do with the aberration below?

That's terrible, there's nothing I can say except we're all feeling for you in South London.

 

[surrey jim]

cut its leg off and say its a brighton teddy

 

[Skaville]

cut its leg off and say its a brighton teddy

A Heather Mills apprecaition teddy?

 

[cjd]

...visited us today and bought my six month old boy a POMPEY teddy bear. Apparently, they were unaware I am a Brighton fan (wifes side, I'd never met them). I found myself scratching my head thinking it was always a bizarrely partizan present to buy any child. So, NSC, WTF am I going to do with the aberration below?

Send it to a Childrens ward in a hospital in Portsmouth.


It gets to be used, and gives comfort to a child.............and you,re left with no guilty conscience re your relatives.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Send it to a Childrens ward in a hospital in Portsmouth.


It gets to be used, and gives comfort to a child.............and you,re left with no guilty conscience re your relatives.

What a great idea!

 

[Skaville]

Send it to a Childrens ward in a hospital in Portsmouth.


It gets to be used, and gives comfort to a child.............and you,re left with no guilty conscience re your relatives.

You say that, but some poor unsuspecting child might end up a Pompey fan and I'm not prepared to inflict that on anyone.

 

[Trigger]

Get a Brighton badge and sew it on over the Pompey one, job done.

 

[clapham_gull]

You say that, but some poor unsuspecting child might end up a Pompey fan and I'm not prepared to inflict that on anyone.

It's a shame there aren't more concerned people like you around these days.

Society would be a much better place.

 

[Skaville]

Get a Brighton badge and sew it on over the Pompey one, job done.

But what if little Oscar loved him, truly loved him and the bear (Little Tommy) became his childhood companion. Then, six years down the line, Oscar picks at that loose stitch and dicovers that Little Tommy is actually not a Brighton Bear, but a Pompey Bear (a bit like Guy Butters). Would that not leave the little boy heartbroken?

 

[Braders]

have you got a massive fireplace?

if so purchase an equivilent Albion bear about the time that the Pompus bear falls in the fire and jobs a goodun

 

[Publius Ovidius]

burn it!!!!

 

[Nemesis]

burn it!!!!

Is the correct answer.

 

[Questions]

They are taking the piss you numpty................... of course they know you support the Albion.

They`ve turned up on your manor, give it the large one and got a result.
Mugged you well off when it got pwoper nawty.

 

[Skaville]

They are taking the piss you numpty................... of course they know you support the Albion.

They`ve turned up on your manor, give it the large one and got a result.
Mugged you well off when it got pwoper nawty.

Apparently they were a bit "embarassed", although the missus does have a sneaking suspicion about her Uncle's snse of houmour...

Should I cut him up?

 

[Questions]

Apparently they were a bit "embarassed", although the missus does have a sneaking suspicion about her Uncle's snse of houmour...

Should I cut him up?

Introduce him to your mate Stanley and stripe him and then keep them distant.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Unpick the Pompey badge (or cut it out if that isn't possible) so he will never know what an unfortunate start in life Teddy had, and then sew a proper badge (something like this) on to cover the gap. It's like fostering an errant child - but he can be saved and shown the true light !!!!
If anyone unpicks the true badge then say that Teddy had a small accident when he was younger but was shown the error of his ways and is better now.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Send him to my school, we will staple him to a wall and call him a "mascot". I am over-run with Pompey fans, so a little "teddy crucifixion" will address the balance.

 

[SNOOBS]

make him burn it

 

[perth seagull]

Get a rope and hang the bear. Leave the bear hanging. Draw "+ +" over the bear's eyes so that it looks like it is dead. That way you child will be able to visualise how wrong it is to support Pompey.