Soggy Biscuit

[Les Biehn]

Along the lines of the wanking poll, how many peopple here have ever played soggy biscuit? I personally never have but someone did tell me once that the baggage handlers at Gatwick play it on their lunch break.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Here is a Wiki link for anyone, like me, who didn't have a ckue what he was talking about :-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit

 

[Scarface]

It wouldnt surprise me if they did. A mate of mine works up there and told me that whenever he goes into their office they have porn on the telly!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How dare you ask!?!?!?

My god I have just read the site found by TGC. Naively thinking it was to do with dunking in our tea. Can't say I have done that....thank god!

 

[Les Biehn]

'The participants are not necessarily homosexual.'

I love the idea of a game where having premature ejaculation makes you winner.

 

[Ben Dover]

Used to play it at school with my rugby team. Good times were had by all......

 

[Les Biehn]

Oh Ben

 

[Ben Dover]

So when did you play it then Les!?!

 

[footychick]

 

[Les Biehn]

So when did you play it then Les!?!

Check the first post on this thread and you will get your answer.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Another favourite of the Royal Marines. Walked in on this "game" a few times. And walked straight out again.

The "faecal smash" is another stunner that they play. Human turd between two biscuits, one of them hits it, the rest have to keep their mouths open. Anyone that shuts their mouth has to eat the resultant "smash".

Sometimes, I really wonder who sits and thinks these games up!

 

[Les Biehn]

You love it you dirty bint.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Another favourite of the Royal Marines. Walked in on this "game" a few times. And walked straight out again.

The "faecal smash" is another stunner that they play. Human turd between two biscuits, one of them hits it, the rest have to keep their mouths open. Anyone that shuts their mouth has to eat the resultant "smash".

Sometimes, I really wonder who sits and thinks these games up!

Christ alive! That is horrible. Enough to steer you away from the armed forces!

 

[Ben Dover]

I do apologise Les, didnt see that bit. So I seem to be the only guy on NSC that has had a bit of the soggy biscuit.....your all missing out its really rather yummy.

 

[Hampden Park]

Another favourite of the Royal Marines. Walked in on this "game" a few times. And walked straight out again.

The "faecal smash" is another stunner that they play. Human turd between two biscuits, one of them hits it, the rest have to keep their mouths open. Anyone that shuts their mouth has to eat the resultant "smash".

Sometimes, I really wonder who sits and thinks these games up!

Hampshire, that game is or was played a lot by the submariners (bubbleheads/pressure heads etc) but they called it freckles. one of them curled one down onto a table and had to splat the afore mentioned 'chog' whilst the remainder of his oppo's knelt down around the edge of the table with their eyes in line with the edge. whoever had freckles of 'do-do' on their eyelids got to eat the leftovers

 

[Les Biehn]

I do apologise Les, didnt see that bit. So I seem to be the only guy on NSC that has had a bit of the soggy biscuit.....your all missing out its really rather yummy.

Have you done the poll you egg chasing bitch.

 

[Ben Dover]

i have now

 

[BHA Jordan]

Someone asked me if I fancied playing it when I was younger, and as I never liked soggy rich tea or soggy digestive's I declined without knowing the real meaning of the game.

Glad I did now

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

So - who wants the address/phone number of the nearest Armed Forces Careers Office?

 

[BHA Jordan]

So - who wants the address/phone number of the nearest Armed Forces Careers Office?

Ummmmmmmmmmm..........







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