Slut Faced Whore Joke

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

>A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling
>to his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery!
>
>"Woooohooo!!!! That's great sweetie" she replies. "Do I pack for the
>beach, or the mountains?"
>
>"I'm not arsed", he replies, "Just f**k off!"

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Ripppppper.

 

[tedebear]

classy!!

 

[Northstander]

fixtures?

 

[bailey]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

fixtures?

When IS Kanchelskis signing?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[surrey jim]

great

 

[Brighton till i die]

fixtures?

nooooooo need!

 

[Juan Albion]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

 

[FamilyGuy]

I see that the old one's are still the old one's then!

 

[Juan Albion]

I see that the old one's are still the old one's then!

You'll like this then:

Warning for grandparents

Heed this warning. Do NOT lose your Grandkids when out shopping!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Crown Royal whisky and women with big tits."

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]