Signing a Villan....

[Barrel of Fun]

Wayne Henderson is poised to join Brighton permanently from Aston Villa for a fee of £30,000. Henderson made a great impression on his loan spell and was one of the heroes to down the Eagles.

Aston Villa reportedly turned down a previous offer of £10k and boxes of 200,000 plastic forks.

 

[Da Man Clay]

source?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

In the Argus this morning. I saw a report on SSN that we had an initial approach turned down. I assume this is a new offer.

It is on the back page left hand column.

 

[Zed Seagull]

The forks worry me, surely not enough?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Excellent signing for 30k. He's got time on his side and already looks like a great keeper.

Nice.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

The forks worry me, surely not enough?

They're boardroom level forks. 2000 is enough to see them through the next two seasons. The riff raff supporters will still have to use bog standard plastic forks.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My source at the club told me the wrong amount. Now edited. At least we know what is happening to all our forks!

I still can't believe that Villa would let us have him for £30k, assuming we can pull this transfer off.....Is David O'Leary stupid

Thank god Reading have just signed Stack permanently.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Excellent signing for 30k. He's got time on his side and already looks like a great keeper.

Nice.

your sounding like my mum today. What with 'shame' on the leon thred, 'nice' on here.

Next you'll be saying that Jake looks like a nice boy and asking anyone if they want tea...

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

There weren't any pie forks at Southampton yesterday Having said that, I didn't buy a pie. Should we write in to Rupert and complain?

 

[bhaexpress]

I thought the Withdean stewards had banned forks.

 

[Gully]

I took a fork to eat my balti pie with at Villa on New Years Eve, but then ate it with my fingers, I think we may need to up the quantity of forks to seal the deal. If I had known the details of the transfer I would have taken a pocket full to have added a little urgency to the transaction.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I've put 6 forks in a jiffy bad and sent them to Mr D O'Dreary, Aston Villa Football Club. Marked the envelope Keeper Forks. May I suggest that if you love The Albion as much as me that you do the same.


Please make sure they're clean.

 

[Gully]

...and I have just done the same, I marked my envelope "for forks sake let us have Henderson, we've been waiting far too prong"...

 

[Silent Bob]

Great news.

At least something good has happened.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Very good news indeed.

 

[Blackadder]

.....Is David O'Leary stupid

Yes. Yes he is!

 

[Seagull73]

I don't think he is that great a keeper. Doesn't command his box, you never hear him, hopefully that will come, but it's not that great a signing right now.

 

[Da Man Clay]

I don't think he is that great a keeper. Doesn't command his box, you never hear him, hopefully that will come, but it's not that great a signing right now.

What are you talking about? His distribution is excellent as is his general stop stopping, ok he dosen't talk as much as FDM but Hendo is the better keeper.

 

[Seagull73]

What are you talking about? His distribution is excellent as is his general stop stopping, ok he dosen't talk as much as FDM but Hendo is the better keeper.

Better goalkeeper than Kuipers? No chance, not yet.

 

[BensGrandad]

Better goalkeeper than Kuipers? No chance, not yet.

Debatable but 'pushes' too many shots rather than catch them IMHO neither of them as good as Blaney. His one plus is he gets rid of the ball upfield very quick, faster than either FDM or Blaney.